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Please don't ask me for relationship advice unless you are prepared to receive some truly upsetting information because some people are ready for the "He's exhibiting the literal textbook signs of a psychological abuser and you need to get away from him before he successfully cuts you off from your support network" talk and some people aren't

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HII!!! I THINK I FIGURED OUT WHAT THE MARINELINGS I RESCUED ARE!!! SONS OF HORUS!!!

I’ll definitely need to get them some real tough toys and bedding. Probably some more average in durability too so they can easily shred em. Of course, soon they’ll start tearing up the tough ones but ya gotta train em up!

Any set up and care tips? (They are currently staying in my room because of Ardex. I mean yeah he doesn’t seem to care but better safe than sorry)

Also no luck finding pops so far. Hopefully knowing what he is will help

Sons of horus do come in 3 distinctive colors or White, Sea Green, and black and gold so congrats on all the marinelings!

Honestly papa could have been a Black Legionary since a good chunk of them come from the Luna Wolf/Sons of Horus line

Make sure they've got a lot of toys to play with!

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All roads lead to Rome, all lineages evolve to CRAB 🦀🦀

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why did I find a reaction image in the cemetery

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The comments came after a question regarding the relationship between Willie Brown and Kamala Harris. Trump then went on to say that Brown told him "terrible things" about Harris and "was not a fan of hers." Brown denies all of this.

"He is trying his best to get some way to degrade Kamala," the former mayor during a phone call with CNN. "There is no reason why her name ought to be mentioned anywhere near his lies, period."

Trump appears to have confused Willie Brown with former California Governor Jerry Brown, who actually was in a helicopter with Trump to tour wildfire damage in 2018. A spokesperson for Jerry Brown said, "there was no emergency landing and no discussion of Kamala Harris."

California Governor Gavin Newson told the New York Times, "I was on a helicopter with Jerry Brown and Trump, and it didn’t go down," and said that Trump repeatedly brought up the possibility of crashing.

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The good news: Soulmates are real.

The bad news: Reincarnation is also real, and the vast majority of souls on Earth are not presently incarnated as humans. If you are a living human, statistically your soulmate is currently some sort of beetle, or possibly a small salt-water crustacean.

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googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

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I wish this was my job.

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A reminder that bats are superior to swords for their inherent potential for inflicted pain

Nothing rivals a sword in homoeroticism, but for just raw pain, bone breaking, blocking, and parrying, bats reign supreme

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I keep meeting artists who complain that Tumblr Is Dead then when I check their blog they've made four posts in six months and all of them were self promo lmao. Influencers whining that "tumblr is useless for engagement" tells me every part of the problem, like sorry you can't just show up and farm this userbase for clicks by waving buzzwords around the way you can on tiktok. This is the Excited About Stupid Things website reblog some shitty fanart or die

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yandere dynamic

Absolutely love it. It's a fantastic script. 10 out of 10. But we all know what our horny asses are here for.

yandere Primarch: hehehe. I devised an ingenious plan to make her love me and tempt her into all sorts of inappropriate behavior. There are many points in this plan, I will move slowly and carefully so she won't suspect anything. And when she does, it'll be too late. muahahahahaha. Okay, step one: “ Lady, would you like to…”

Reader: Already naked on his bed, “Anything, daddy. You want a hug? You want kids? Would you like me to kiss you on your beautiful bald head? Can I choke on your big cock?”

yandere Primarch: well, uh. *sweating nervously* I have a plan here. * hands the reader a plan * Reader: ooh, I got it! Role-playing! Let me get started. *tries to make a scared face * “Mr. Primarch, you're so big and scary!”

Yandere Primarch: So, uh, what, uh. Oh, yeah. “Would you like to see my collection of clockwork toys?”

Lord Emperor, why am I laughing so hard.

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me: so what job experience do you guys bring to the team

guard one: well, we have a lot of experience with breakdancing—

guard two: no we absolutely do not. but we did guard these two doors for a bit

guard one: i killed jfk

guard two: he didn’t

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all quiet in a western font

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tumblr is, if anything, the Appalachia of social media...easy to get lost, sparsely populated, out of the loop with fast-moving modern trends. Attached to tradition. Close-knit communities. Believe in "talk shit, get hit." Everyone is doing their own thing in their own obscure little holler. Prone to pulling the most inventive turns of phrase you've ever heard out of nowhere. Somebody's always starting a racket. We sometimes repel outsiders with much aggression. Lots of talk about hell and damnation to be found. Everybody tends to forget about us for some reason

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i am a big doofus,,,,,,,a dumb goober,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,my whole life ive been drawing on a 72ppi 1000px by 1500px canvas and wondered why them brushes from pro industry artists dont work as they should, you absolute clown you need the 300ppi

anyway heres a vimes discworld as a kolesov's brushes test (and a test to paint with warm shadows and cool lights)

i still feel so silly

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Vimes and Errol