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Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s come to deliver my groceries

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reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

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general grievous dating sim

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Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

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Sacred image

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the way it’s august rn. sick and twisted

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me: my wife? that old ball and chain?

my wife, a chain chomp from super mario: *blushes*

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hi i've been off of tumblr for less than 24 hours what's happening???

log back out bestie its not worth it

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Cats will sit outside your closed bedroom door beeping so sadly and brokenly and then when you finally let them in they walk around for 10 seconds and leave

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Care to debate abortion?

Nah

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Jane Austen was really out there 200 years ago writing lines like “If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more” that to this day are still so swoon-worthy.