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edgeworth is the kind of tea guy who knows which specific flush and place of origin his leaves are
edgeworth is canonically into posh looseleaf tea making as a hobby. why does everyone make him just drink earl grey, literally the second most basic black tea ever
#ace attorney#i will note that my mother who has excitedly told me she found [first flush tea name from specific place] also regularly drinks earl gray#it's like her basic i need morning caffeine drink vs her i want tasty tea drink#would name the fancy tea but i don't remember
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I said yes but not really because it is annoying see but it is definitely annoying to *hear*. But also, I get annoyed by roommates watching TV... (note I just deal with it because I know that's my problem, so I guess in sci-fi free love maybe I am just grumpily wearing earplugs.)
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Suggested Alternatives to the One China Policy
Currently, the policy of the United States on the Taiwan question is that the US recognizes that polities on both sides of the Taiwan Strait hold that there is only one China and that Taiwan is part of China. In the current tense international climate, it may be useful to considers alternatives to that policy.
Two Chinas Policy: The United States recognizes the independence of Taiwan as a sovereign state, separate from the People's Republic of China.
Three Chinas Policy: The US recognizes Taiwan, Hong Kong, and the mainland as independent states.
Four Chinas Policy: The US recognizes Taiwan, Hong Kong, Macau, and the mainland as independent states.
One China Policy (Retro 1978): The US switches its diplomatic recognition back from the PRC to the ROC.
One China Policy (Retro 1911): The US recognizes the Qing Dynasty as the legitimate government of China and finds some schmuck to play Emperor-in-Exile.
Many Chinas Policy: The US recognizes the sovereign independence of every Chinese province.
Too Many Chinas Policy: Hong Kong makes a perfectly fine city-state, so why not let everyone do that? The US recognizes every Chinese municipality as its own independent state.
1436506450 Chinas Policy: The US recognizes the sovereign independence of every Chinese person.
2^1436506450 Chinas Policy: The US recognizes the sovereign independence of every subset of of the set of all Chinese persons.
2^1436506450-1 Chinas Policy: Same as above, but not including the empty set, because that doesn't even make sense because it's already claimed by Germany.
Infinite Chinas Policy (Countable): The US recognizes that (1) The PRC is a China and (2) for every China c, the successor S(c) is also a China, and (3) for every China c, c != S(c).
Infinite Chinas Policy (Uncountable): The US recognizes that the set C of all Chinas is an ordered field, and that every non-empty subset of C with an upper bound in C has a least upper bound in C.
No Chinas Policy: The United States embraces mereological nihilism and recognizes only atoms and the void.
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once again I am annoyed that people hate on yqy on sj's behalf like he did not also have a incredibly terrible and traumatizing childhood that contributed to their communication problems. and also always sided with him and died trying to save him. oh and only one of them canonically beat children but sure yqy is the real villain, no double standards here.
#sj's internal monologue is like i'm such trash and yqy is too perfect no wonder he abandoned me#and some people go no HE'S the one that's trash#here's a radical idea maybe both of them are understandably flawed people#scum villain#yue qingyuan#it's just crazy to me because most of the things people blame yqy for not doing shen jiu is also not doing#yqy never explains he did try to come back#shen jiu never ASKS#yqy doesn't mediate his terrible relationship with the other peak lords well#shen jiu as far as we can tell never even tries to get along with them either!#what mostly gets me is that beyond this yqy seems to be like a shockingly good person#literally the worst things i can think of about him are that he ignores *shen jiu's* shitty actions#like the child abuse#honestly that's most of what i get hung up on#who looks at someone who abuses children and goes but that's not all he is#but looks at yqy and goes ah yes pure villain no redeeming characteristics#????
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Nishida!!!!! I love you!!!! Why are you still wearing the damn construction helmet!!!
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i too would name my pirate ship after the nearest cat
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even amnesiac, majima's allergic to shirts
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searching for a legendary elixir of health because your child has, like, asthma. wow.
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ok now we have a dude with a Japanese name so I can replace the imaginary google translate
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WHY is majima speaking in English when I picked Japanese audio
#yakuza liveblog#yakuza#pirate yakuza spoilers#to be clear the like. oh i don't actually know what it's called#the stock phrases?
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so when do I get to fight a giant squid
#yakuza liveblog#yakuza#pirate yakuza spoilers#you can't tell me a story about a big animal and then not let me fight it
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ok it is really funny imagining all these conversations except they're holding smartphones and reading the translations for a few seconds between lines
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look are we SURE these guys aren't SCA who also happen to be assholes
#yakuza liveblog#yakuza#pirate yakuza spoilers#also is there a name for pirate specific historic cosplay#if so i don't know it
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ok kid you're cute but didn't your parents teach you to stay away from scary adults
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ooooh this combat is fun. also beating up dudes really hits different when they're named things like keith.
#the main reason i like the hawaii setting: enemies now sound extremely uncool#ok keith which convention center did you get lost from#yakuza liveblog#yakuza#pirate yakuza spoilers
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also I can accept that majima got amnesia and decided to be a pirate but the fact that there are already dudes walking around in pirate get up is like. excuse me I think u got lost from the local ren faire theme day.
#sidenote i was so upset when all the days i could go to the local ren faire were themes i didn't like#yakuza liveblog#yakuza#pirate yakuza spoilers#not really but that's the tag now!#block away if you wish!
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also we already saw the kitty in the trailer but I really wanna know what's up with the casual tiger baby
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