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apparently not everyone is aware of james fitzjames inshallah so.
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On the bench at the Bois painted by Giovanni Boldini (1842 - 1931)
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The World Of Interiors, March 2016. Photo - Miguel Flores Vianna
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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd
Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes
my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us
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i cant hang out tonight man. no i have to explode into a millions thousand pieces. yea tomorrow works
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why can’t you just GO to a bonfire night why do i need TICKETS for a bonfire night i refuse to show a fucking QR CODE for a bonfire night. we used to be a country. we used to be a fucking country
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‘Gbenga Adeoba, Exodus; “A Short Essay on Drowning”
[Text ID: into that November dark.]
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why can’t you just GO to a bonfire night why do i need TICKETS for a bonfire night i refuse to show a fucking QR CODE for a bonfire night. we used to be a country. we used to be a fucking country
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i know when a book is described as ‘a ghost story but not really’ or ‘a ghost story… of sorts’ it’s going to be good shit. it’s not a good ghost story unless you’re uncertain whether you can categorise it that way. if you’re sure it’s a ghost it’s not a very effective ghost
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had a dream biden lost re-election, disappeared from politics, and then gave a critically panned performance as the bishop in a touring production of les mis
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one toxic thing about my new workplace is i have what can only be described as a platonic crush on my line manager to the point where i’ll literally do anything for her like shes meryl streep in the devil wears prada like her demands are close to unreasonable but i will simply say yes maam of course maam anything for you. because i admire her so much
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one of the best things about house md is that throughout all 8 seasons both house and wilson randomly bring up tidbits of queer culture that they would have absolutely no reason to know if they were straight
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You'll go through life thinking "my mother is delusional." And then she'll say something delusional and it's like being smacked in the face. Like I knew she was delusional but jesus.
#she said something really questionable at the last family gathering and lots of people weren’t happy#and the other day she was like ‘oh everyones overreacting’. like. they’re not overreacting you’re just incapable of taking accountabilityLOL
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