we have attempted to absorbed the collective stupidity of the entirety of the United states.
edit: seems like even our powers are unable to absorb such gargantuan amounts of pure idiocy.
some fanart of Machete for @canisalbus, would like to say i simp HARD for your priest fella, i also love his interactions with Vasco so much, i love ur art sm pls keep w the good work!!! 🥺🙏
What the fuck is up with borzoi by the way, those fuckers are never just doing dog sit. Those things don't play fetch or bark at the postman they're always looming or being foreboding or predicting the exact date of your death or some shit
modern AU: Machete being driven to a medical appointment (he's just a bit too jumpy to drive): driver: "Why does Vasco call you babygirl?" Machete: "How about we stop talking for a little while?"
Ludovica, an old friend of Vasco's, offering to drive Machete to his appointment after his plans don't work out and it's the first time it's just the two of them alone in an enclosed space.
With @canisalbus's characters Vasco and his QPR wife Ludovica. Consider this a Headcanon but I imagined they were likely set up as like, teens- maybe not fully arranged marriage, but marriage was heavily implied with their courtship. So here I imagine them as like 15/16 which is why they're kind of smaller and scruffier, as well as having their outfit colors a little lightened. Also Ludovica in cute ear bows moment. I THINK this is my first more or less official online artist fan art??? I hope I did them justice.
*edit forgot to color in Vascos hands consistently my bad
**EDIT I CANNOT BE TRUSTED TO POST ART WITHOUT FORGETTING SOMETHING