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wunterslaush · 3 days
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@kakashiweek 2024 day 3 - Secrets
There are some things that can only be said out loud when it's between friends who have signed a contract in blood. Such things are very serious, especially to ninken. It's in a ninja dog's nature to value loyalty, trust and companionship and when a summoning contract is signed it's a bond for life. A bond like that is very good to have when you're the sort of person who's uncomfortable talking about his likes, dislikes or dreams for the future with people, but still has lots of feelings going on inside.
It's not that Kakashi and Pakkun have regular, in-depth, heart-to-heart conversations about important topics. They're not those kinds of dogs. Sometimes though, every now and then, there is something on Kakashi's mind that needs to be said out loud to a friend. Pakkun will listen then, nod sagely and offer whatever wisdom or helpful advice he can. He doesn't always have words good enough to put Kakashi's mind at ease but paw pads are usually better than words anyways.
Pakkun has very soft paw pads that can soothe all kinds of worries and banish the most persistent of bad thoughts. He can often tell when Kakashi might be in need of paw pads during missions and will happily jump up on his head or shoulder and hold on with steady paws of loyal companionship. People might think Pakkun rides on Kakashi's shoulder because he's lazy or tired, since his legs are so short, and all those things are true, BUT he's also offering Kakashi support without anyone knowing. It's a very effective secret ninken love tactic <3
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wunterslaush · 13 days
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those big LED screen walls that they use for the backgrounds on The Mandalorian are getting put in sports bars now for people to watch college football on
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wunterslaush · 2 months
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I’ve been kicked out of the hucow hooters for tipping my waitress
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osha compliant blowjob
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wunterslaush · 2 months
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What do y’all mean by you can open orange with hands that thing is unbreakable what the hell
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wunterslaush · 2 months
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people who hate trans men seem to overwhelmingly be of the opinion we can control how big our breasts are/were. 'me when the he/they with the biggest fattest womanest boobiest tits you've ever seen-' shut the fuck up
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wunterslaush · 2 months
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my biggest red flag is that im a lesbian who likes boobs and whenever im watching a show with obvious fanservice and all the girls have their massive tits hanging out of their bras being held together by string, my first reaction isnt to go "god im so tired of all this oversexualization of women". i go WOOOOO BOOBIES !!!!!!!!!
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wunterslaush · 2 months
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wunterslaush · 2 months
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my sex tape is on google drive 🤨 your sex tape is on tiktok live 😏 you and me on different levels 🆙⬇️ i have sex with evil devils😈 👹 👺
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wunterslaush · 2 months
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Truly like clockwork
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''Doesn't know what it's like to receive love''
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Psycho II + No Faces
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wunterslaush · 3 months
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Keyboards should have braille bumps on them by default send tweet
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THE RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD (1985) dir. Dan O'Bannon
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