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that medieval peasant you’re trying to kill with hyper-pop is gonna make you clean and butcher a chicken and you’re gonna throw up.

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Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

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🐅

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Yes.

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I need to know. Opinions on Ratchet..?

maybe some here might remember but... ratchet in tfp is actually one of my favorite characters in the show! i even drew a few fanarts for him since i loved his design so much 😌

these are from 11 years ago omg..... 😭 i should draw him again tbh he's so fine. i do enjoy characters like him who take their job very seriously, but can also be very caring on a personal level 💚

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aaand the rest of the sharks from week 1! we got bruno for @aaantlion, hotwheels for @sewagebaby2, three cat...sharks for @smellyvampirez, and a couple attacks for people not on tumblr.

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bush was lucky as fuck 9/11 happened while he was doing something nice could you imagine him locked up in the oval bathroom with e621 pulled up

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Orctober/Inktober 10

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So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry. So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful. She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal. He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet... "Oh you have a dick?" "... yeah." He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says "Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride. My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can please my girl but I'll show them!"

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His most favorite activity: lining things in a straight line

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Remember back when Swoop was the only aerial offense the Autobots had?

Wonder how StarScream felt about the curious dino.

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at the pharmacy

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nobody cares but I’m coloring my previous line art as freebie postcards come with my Roddy-centric mtmte doujin comic (´･◡･ )

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not what he meant.