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Hi everyone! It's me, Kawaguchi!
Sorry for being so quiet, I've just been so busy with my career and such! Speaking of which, I may have had a little career switch. Boxing was great and I met so many fun and interesting people, but now I have a new passion; music! I joined a band, called The Devil in Heaven. I'm their Rhythm Guitarist, but I do write music too! Here, I have a picture of me and the band!
They're all a bunch of fun, if a little crazy, but aren't we all! I've been missing you all, but maybe one of these days we can get together and have some more fun! My uncle Peter, our manager, even said I could invite you to one of our concerts if I wanted to! Of course it's metal so I understand if you might not want to, but it'd still be fun to see you! Anyway, glad I got the chance to say hi, but I've gotta get going! Hope to meet up again soon! See you all later!
With Love,
Tadashi Kawaguchi-Hammersmith
🍎: "KAWA! DARLIN' HI! Oh gosh, it's been too long! I'm sad we're gonna see you go, but I hope life in the band is treating you well, and Of course! We'd love to come along, right gang?"
🌴: "Oh you know I wouldn't miss out on catchin' up! Maybe we can hear ya at one of your gigs!" 🌼: "I don't believe we met but I could never turn down a chance to say elo to some new friends and learn some new gossip!" 🩵: "Girl, I could never say no to you! You gave me my new look for crying out loud! I'd be an idiot not to come support! and Please do come by to see us, we miss you so" ☕️: "HELL YEAH!! LET'S GO! SECOND YOUR GANG IS SET YOU LET ME KNOW AND WE WILL BE THERE!!"
#punch out#punch out!!#punchout#punch out wii#ruby johnson#robin pierre#api fatiaki#daisy#dean wilson#((Suki popping in to say HIIII KAWA!!))#((Miss you girl!!))
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Who's most likely to piss off Bald Bull?
🍎: "I-Its probably me, I'm a bit TOO cheerful, which is both blessing and a curse. I think he finds me a bit too "in your face", ya know?"
☕️: "Nah, it's definitely me, I know all of his weaknesses and what makes him tick. It's funny to see him get mad and then lead him charging right into Aran..."
🔥: "Well, I can tell you this, I'm definitely NOT his favourite..."
#punch out#punch out!!#punchout#punch out wii#punch out oc#ruby johnson#dean wilson#roxy white#multiple answers#((hehe who was the worst you decide dear viewer))
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*A fiery Scottish lass with a burn on her face slides on in with a lopsided grin* "Aye, speedy boy, didja know we've got a new line-up o' lads in our bunch? Heard one o' them is also a barista. Seen 'im swingin' around? Goes by Jacq outside the ring I think. Also, congrats on th' wee lassies, Robbie!" *she bolts off elsewhere*
☕️: Heya! Boy this has been sitting here for a while, heh
Ahem, Yes I have seen him around. Heard there's a new bracket starting up some way aways and he's in it. Quite the heart throb from what I can tell but I haven't had proper interactions with him yet.
Good gossip in the Cafe though is that he's dating some figure skater boy, which, hey, go for it bro, it's kinda cute...
Who knows maybe I will! Good to see you're in better spirits...ish too, Phoenix, nice to see ya
💙: AND THANK YOU!! IT MEANS A LOT!!
#punch out#punch out!!#punchout#punch out wii#punch out oc#dean wilson#robin pierre#robin answers#dean answers#((whoopsie doodles#sorry for the delay!))
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I found you, in the wild.
☕️: It ain't that we aren't appreciative of visitors and the like but...ya gotta see how this is a weird comment to get, right?
#punch out#punch out!!#punchout#punch out wii#punch out oc#dean wilson#((no offense to the anon at all lmao I swear))#((but this was such an omnious question#I wasn't sure if you were referring to the blog itself or me#rest assured it's fine but please phrasing- so important lol))
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May we hear some wise words from Shorty?
🍄: Well, gosh...uh okay lets see...hmm.. Ah! Got some!
"Plant yourself a garden, so even if you feel like you've fallen down hard, and feel like you can't go anywhere, you can look back at the beauty and life you've given, at little beings who have grown because of YOUR care...So if ever think you haven't given back to the world, that your work is unappreciated...look back at that garden and you'll know it wasn't wasted at all..."
#punch out wii#punch out#punch out!!#punchout#punch out oc#shorty jones#shorty answers!#((enjoy your lil pearls of wisdom from our favourite janitor hehe))
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Technical Difficulties!
@anotherwvba
🎶: Aw jeez, sorry about the hold up, bucko! We had a bit of technical difficulties when answering your ask! Rest assured me and Robin-
🩵: You mean ONLY Robin?
🎶: Uh, hehe...yeah..well, we're trying to resolve this issue as quickly as possible. So Apologies on that front! But to answer your question, I love working with the Atlanta Campus. It's nice to get some extra commentary work in every now and again! And, of course, the wonderful young ladies in the Women's Circuit are absolute show-stoppers regarding their skills and performances! If I had to say who I like the most, they're all very talented, but Gemma Golden stands out to me in a way I don't think many others do. I-I mean, they're all wonderful! But Gemma has this bold, confidence about her that really makes her such a great opponent. But that is just my opinion, after all. All in all, the girls are lovely and the extra work from doing commentary in Atlanta is fun! Hope I can get more opportunities like this in the future!
#punch out#punch out!!#punchout#punch out wii#punch out oc#jo hampshire#jazzy answers#((AAAAH I'M SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG))#((FUCKING TUMBLR FUCKED UP MY UPLOAD SHIT AND I HAD TO DO THIS SO I'M REALLY REALLY SORRY))
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Soooo, a little birdie told me that Ruby has been engaged now? Care to talk about it? Hehehehe~ *slinks off in a totally not suspicious way*
🍎"Aww, shucks, hehe...Y-yeah, we've been engaged for a while now! Me and Jacob are still trying to get the dates and details finalized, and trying to find people for all the jobs, sort out invites, music, and, of course, food! Can't ever have too much of that! Hehe!" ⚙️"An' we all know me lil gem will want all the food possible!" 🍎"H-Hey! It ain't my fault I was brought up to love food! I know how to enjoy mahself!" ⚙️"Hmhm! Ya sure do, missy" *smooch* 🍄*walks in and stares* "...really?...in front of my coffee?"
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Hello again! How is everyone doing?
💫: "We've been going nice and steady; thanks, hun! I'll admit, going into this blog thing, I wasn't TOO sure about it. I thought it sounded a bit…invasive… but Ruby managed to finally talk me into it, and well...here I am! We've all being going through a LOT of changes, Robin and Sefi having their two GORGEOUS babies, Anna-Ruby and Talia, and Jazzy's been going around and doing some commentary at other matches across the nation! Ruby got a little development in her relationship, a very exciting one I may add! And Elouan and Api have just gotten together as well! Though I knew it was only eventual. The only one who hasn't really gotten any big developments and changes is Sonya, and the rest of us have just been going smoothly, leading our own lives, I'm busy being a mom, a wife AND managing a whole load of giant, half-naked boxing men, haha!"
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MEET THE TEAM!! + RULES
(ignore that i posted this to the wrong blog lol)
The Ringside Staff has gone through a few changes since our last interaction! The gang is back and better than ever! Ready to answer your questions!
RULES:
Make sure you indicate who you want the question to go to!
The questions can be about anyone or anything, inside or outside the WVBA.
Nothing NSFW
Questions about love lives are allowed but again, nothing NSFW
Have Fun! And Be Polite!
ASK BOX IS OPEN EVERYONE!
Meet the Team Below the Cut!
🩵ROBIN: The team's trusted commentator. Full of life and pep and plenty of sass! But he's always there to keep the work running smoothly! ☀️SEFI: Robin's strong and loving wife! Often the one doing all the heavy lifting behind the scenes, but don't let it deter you; she is very friendly! 🍎RUBY: WVBA's little country belle! She's as sweet as apple pie and loves to chatter! Friendly and sociable, though can be a bit in your face. 🧪SONYA: The head of the WVBA's Med staff may be ethically questionable, but she'll get you patched up just fine all the same! 🎶JAZZY: A Boxer and Commentator, one of the older acts in the game, this witty soul is always ready to take the stage whenever you need him to! 🌴API: Another heavy lifter behind the scenes who does plenty of work maintaining and keeping the ring in top-notch condition for every match! ☘️ELOUAN: The calm and chilled Camera person, they keep up with all the action both inside and outside the ring! 🌼DAISY: One half of the WVBA's receptionist team, this sweet flower loves to decorate her side with...well, flowers! A gentle, albeit shy soul, but whose nose is in every bit of gossip you can think of. 💫STARR: Behind every champion is a strong woman, and this one is riding behind her husband, Mr Sandman. The WVBA manager and the commissioner's assistant, Desire, keep everything running like a machine! 🔥ROXY: The other half of the receptionist team, this fiery-looking chick is actually quite cool; just be careful what you tell her; it can and WILL be used against you. 🍄SHORTY: A nickname given to them for fun, they're the WVBA's reliable janitor. Very quiet, but catch them at the right time, and you can find yourself in quite the conversation! ☕️DEAN: Former barista, this whizz-kid is the speedy ringside assistant, grabbing whatever he can, whenever he can, for the big boys in the ring! Just be careful, though; this kid may be scrawny, but he knows how to fight!
((Mod Suki here! Hey guys! Thanks for tuning back into this! I'm glad to repost these guys finally. I can't say if picture asks will be answered frequently (with Uni and what not), but hopefully, I can get some more lengthy ones out for you because you'll deserve it! Thank you all for being patient with me, I hope to see you guys dropping into the inbox soon! Ka Kite!!)
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Any gossip on Bald Bull? Is he as violent as the press says?
*BZZT* -Camera flicks on-
"Okan? Can you hear me?" "Evet, sanırım"
"Excellent, Hello my friend! Been a while, hm?" "Yes, it has...this take long?" "Not at all, an anonymous inquiry has just popped in for you. Is that okay?"
"...Hmph, fine...what they ask?" "They would like to know if you're really as violent as the press makes you out to be?"
"You mean YOUR press?"
"Uh-uh, don't blame me, I'm not in charge of the times, only interviews!"
"Hm, sure"
-Silence-
"...So what have you to say about that?" "What else is there for Bull TO say? *sigh* Tamam evet, oldukça agresifim, I am aggressive...B-BUT I CAN CONTROL IT MAJORITY OF TIME! Bald Bull is not same person as Okan Calvradi..."
"Who IS Okan then? What makes him different to Bald Bull?"
"Bald Bull is persona, a channel of my anger and rage towards things that happened...in one character! I still don't like press, b-but I am not heartless or violent like they say...Okan likes to...to sit in fields and play with the bulls, or look after nieces and nephews! Or spend time with lady-" "Okan, you have a lady? When did that happen?" "*chuckles* A while ago, you on maternity leave so you don't know" "Haha! Fair enough" "But yeah, Bull is aggressive, Okan is not...respect my boundaries and I will respect you...maybe" "Seems reasonable, Thank you for your time, Okan!" "No problem, and say good luck to Sefi for me!" "I will, Merci!" -feed cuts out-
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BZZT- "Ruby, is this thing on?"
"Sure is! Go ahead, Robby!"
"Merci! Hello people of the internet! It's me! Robin! Been a while hasn't it?"
"I'll bloody say"
"We miss you cuz!"
"I miss you guys too! Though this is not my official return I am happy to say I will still be contributing by doing some online interviews with the big boys and answering any questions you may have for them!
So please, drop some in whenever you want!
Merci beacoup lovelies! Ta!"
"Me, Jazz and the others will still be here answering any other gossip or burning questions you may have for us or any secrets you want spilt! So don't be afraid to let us know!"
"Later Peeps!"
#punch out#punch out!!#punchout#punch out wii#punch out oc#robin pierre#ruby johnson#jo hampshire#elouan mccarthy#api fatiaki
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"Hello everyone! This goes to the other ringside staff, what do you think of us here at the OG Division? I know I askthis question a bit, but it's also fun to get some opinions! Ruby and Jazzy can also update their answers too if their opinions have changed since this was last asked!" - Kawaguchi Tadashi
"Popinsky here again! Sonya expresses deep enjoyment for the man, Duncan. She loves his attitude, and finds that his eyes are always covered very intriguing and funny! She also take liking to the Wright brother, Lefty. Not so much Texas, something about attitude remind her too much of someone else...hmph..."
"Oh, I love all of them! But I think I gotta go for the bro, Blu! Love to see another brother out there! That Berk fella isn't too bad either! But that Novio...I don't like what he did to Ruby, and even though he is changing, Vosoti au I think it'll be a while till I warm up to him" "Eh, I don't mind the lot too much! All kinds o' fun they are! But Me faves 'ave to be Kawa, Duncan and Apollo. They remind me o' me siblings from when I lived in Killarney! Always brighten me day whenever I see 'em!"
"And thats no easy feat either!" "Hey!" "Well it isn't, is it?"
#punch out#punch out!!#punchout#punch out wii#punch out oc#sonya koval#api fatiaki#elouan mccarthy#the other trio answers!#((Back at it again! Hopefully gonna return an old fave with some exciting news later on! We'll have to wait and see!))
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"Greetings sirs and madam! I am William Dubois, humble servant by day and boxer by night. Us gentleman heard about your opinion of the ladies and were curious about what your thoughts were on us!
Thank you kindly and, please, if there is anything I may do for you, do not hesitate to ask! Farewell"
- William Jean Dubois
"Mr Dubois! Wonderful to see you! I remember you from our meeting at the house!" "Jazzy, the question, remember?" "Oh! Yes, apologies! AHEM!"
"So, Of course, I have to mention yourself! I love your attitude and your commitment! It's admirable my good lad! And Kitty, gosh I don't know what it is, but I love his devotion to his pets! Now THAT is a good friend. If I had to pick a least favourite...Oh jeez, I am sorry but I just do NOT like Claude, the way he acts just so...well anyways, yes, those are my picks." "Hooey! I didn't have to think about this one too much! My beautiful boy, Gear! I just love him so, so much! He's a sweetheart! A real charmer! And always knows how to cheer me up! Similarly, I love Peach for almost the same reasons! He's just such a goofball! Me and him love to gab about all the boys from time to time! It's always a hoot!"
"привет! Soda Popinsky here. I am here to translate for Sonya so there is no confusion! Sonya has told Popinsky that her favourite boxer is...wait really??...O-okay, okay. She like Grimm and Seo...she says that she likes Grimm's eerieness...I find that hard to believe...Oh! And apparently, she admires Seo's efforts to change outside of the ring...да After experience with Robin I imagine it set him on right path...or something. Mhm, I see. Apparently she doesn't like Honey, because his smell actually irritates her skin and she can't work on him like that...so that's why he doesn't come in...hm!" "Ours is obvious! Ey, El?" "Oh absolutely!"
"RAHI!!"
"We love him! He's a true bro that's for true! Great fun for Rugby! And he's just a really fun fella!" "Uh-huh! Super cool guy, who really knows how to make everyone feel like...uh what's the word? Whah-no?" "...." "Did I botch that?" "Yes, but it's okay! We can work on it! As for our least fave-" "That BIRDMAN, FUEGO! The way he flirts with all the ladies, no matter where 'e goes I swear he just gets me all angry all over, and for what!? HE'S A BIRD! I COULD KICK 'IS ARSE WELL AND PROPER!" "...Could you?" "...No, but that's beside the point" "I just think he's a little...too playful with the ladies...but hey, we have our fun, messing with the lights alongside Cody!" "He does well with 'em birds though...I guess? So I suppose 'at puts 'im in good taste...only jus' though, I'mma still mess with 'im when I can, Haha!"
#punch out#punch out oc#punch out wii#punch out!!#punchout#the group answers!#jo hampshire#jazzy jamboree#ruby johnson#sonya koval#api fatiaki#elouan mccarthy#((Yes we are back! Sorry I took so long to get to this#Uni knocked me down a lil bit lmao))#((I will probably need to limit these sorts of questions because they're a lot and are usually the ones that take me the longest))#((And the ones that drain me the most))#((So I will probably need to make a rule about these in the future))
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((Hi everyone, Tendo here. I decided to make a new blog since I rewrote a lot of my AU. Anyway, this is sort of an ask blog, I'll be posting the Canon stuff to here, and this post is going to be a list of active characters on the blog and it'll change as characters come and go. Sorry in advance on how big it is. Anyway, here it is!))
Men's Division
Minor Circuit - Duane Bramage, Lucky Duck, Fernando Friday, Crabby Cakes
Major Circuit - Daniel Danger, Louisiana Reaper, Trixie O. Treat, Denial River
World Circuit - Quikkie Dash (aka Disco Kid), Trevor Sykes, King of Hearts, Heike Kagero
Special Circuit - Alice & Ape V, Narcis Prince, Louis De Americano, Hiro & Francis, Royal Webber
Unisex Division
Minor Circuit - Berkley Beachwood, Igneous Roxy, Flash Danza, Apollo Inferno
Major Circuit - Cheddar Chuck, Arian Khan, Texas Roundhouse, Elvis Nokaut
World Circuit - Dolly Divine, Duncan Ponchyk, Calypso O'Ryan, Kawaguchi Tadashi
Special Circuit - Banjo Kapow, Ryan Chambers, Lefty Wright, Ocean Blu, Novio Mancilla
Women's Division
Minor Circuit - Lila Lockhe, Low Blow, Beverly Kills, PoPo Poppy
Major Circuit - Diamond Rough, Jayda Jab, Senshi Tomerarenai, Rosa Bowl
World Circuit - Lea Lion, Angela Diablo, Kadence Trix, Jessica Voorhees
Special Circuit - Kassidy Young, Gina Grimm, Ia Spiegal, Midnight Misty, Starry Knight
Staff
Luco Narajana - Camera Man
Borte 'Lipstick' Lkhagvasüren, Jupiter Lord, Clank Po - Interns
Alex Ska - Security
Blizzard Keke, Gigi Giraldo - Commentators
D.M. Desmond, Teddy White, Perry Taft - Medical Staff
Astrid Jörgesdottir - Receptionist
Aphrodite Fromate, Jaya Caram, Mika Astridsdottir - Ring Girls
Haraxio Notts - Referee
Damien Mancilla - Janitor
Gabby Jay - Assistant
Eve Starlit - Manager
Retired Boxers
Glass Joe, Von Kaiser, Piston Honda, Bear Hugger, Great Tiger, Don Flamenco, Aran Ryan, Soda Popinski, Super Macho Man, Mr. Sandman, Kid Quick, Piston Hurricane, Bob Charlie, Arik Ryan, Mad Clown, Hoy Quarlow, Nick Bruiser, Min-Sook, Daytona Grande, Taiko Drummer
Others
Family of Boxers - Brady Macintosh, Jimmy 'Pops' Macintosh, Estrella 'Eclipsia' Mancilla, Heather Jackson, Sarabella Ska, Ethan McGrady, Isabella McGrady, Christine Ryan, Milovat Nunasot, Vikkie Desmond, Sakaguchi Tadashi
Friends - Dragon Chan, Masked Muscle, Nasu Murasakino, Calico Benet, Rob Kreekston
Fans - Momoe Iwasaki, Lloyd Krook, Robyn Baskin, Marissa Cang
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Star Mika: Congrats Manong Jazzy! I made a special treat just for you and your lovely lady:
Ta-da! Strawberry Cake Roll, I hope you like it!
"Aww! Well aren't you a darling! This is so sweet! Thank you dearly Mika. Clarissa, would you like some too?"
@askthewomansdivision
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, I have an announcement to make!
I have never been more entranced by a being before! Me and Chatty Charmer, or as I know her, Clarissa are OFFICIAL!!"

"We hooked up right after a lil performance and a better match could not have been made! She's such a charming girl! I've definitely struck lucky with her!
If you want to learn more of her, check her over on her own ask blog with the others on @AsktheWoman’sDivision ! Give her some love!”
((Hey Hey all! Yes that’s right, another one of @yourlocaltrashpandaxoxo‘s bby’s stole the heart of one of our dear commentators. Clarissa and Jazzy are bound to have some adventures in the future, stay tuned for updates!)
#punch out#punch out wii#punchout#punch out!!#punch out oc#jazzy jamboree#jo hampshire#chatty charmer#ships#💌 || Ringside Updates!!
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Star Mika: Hello Api and Elouan, it nice to meet you! I bake you guys cupcakes:
These are Palm Tree Cupcakes, I hope you like them! And for Sonya, I got you something:
It's a lucky pendant, to give you some good luck in life. Don't tell Aran I use the word 'luck' because he gets jealous easily by it.
“Ah! Bula Vinaka and Thank you very much dear...uh...whats her name?”
“Mika, ya feckin’ looney”
“Oh! Yes! Thank you Mee-kar!”
“Bloody...Well yes, Thank ya’ lass, ne’er gotten a gift like ‘is, Is nice!”
”Ах! Дякую Міка! Який чудовий подарунок! У мене теж ніколи не було подарунків!”
(Ah! Thank you Mika! What a lovely gift! I’ve never gotten a gift like this either!)
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