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CLYDE: ♪Верю в тебя, в дорогую подругу мою♪

CLYDE: ♪Эта вера от пули меня тёмной ночью хранила...♪

CLYDE: ♪Радостно мне, я спокоен в смертельном бою ♪

CLYDE: ♪Знаю, встретишь с любовью меня, что б со мной ни случилось♪

CRAIG: Could you shut the fuck up for a second?

CLYDE: Dude, I can’t find my hat anywhere.

CLYDE: And he told me! He told me to leave it at the meeting point…

CRAIG: sigh

CRAIG: How do I look?

CLYDE: I don’t care dude! I can’t find my hat! I’m dead without it!

CRAIG: Клайд. Don’t you realise how important this moment is?

CRAIG: I really need to look presentable.

CRAIG: Where’s Petuski?

CLYDE: I don’t care!

CLYDE: Or… If he doesn’t come… I could steal his hat.

CRAIG: For fucks sake Clyde stop babbling about your hat and go find that idiot before it’s too late.

CLYDE: Why don’t you go find him?!

PETUSKI: Oh God! Am I late?!

PETUSKI: Hey guys.

CRAIG: Finally, the prince arrived at the castle.

CLYDE: Where have you been?!

CRAIG: Not to take a shower, that’s for sure.

CLYDE: Dude, do you maybe have a hat I could borrow?

PETUSKI: I might, but it’s for my other head.

PETUSKI: It’s by far more important than your stupid head, in case you have one.

CLYDE: ...

PETUSKI: You don’t deserve no hat.

CRAIG: For the love of Christ, shut the fuck up both of you!

CRAIG: We’re here.

CARTMAN: Here you are.

CARTMAN: Want a drink?

CRAIG: No, si-

PETUSKI: I’ll have one.

CLYDE: *(Oh my fucking God…)*

CARTMAN: ТЫ МРАЗЬ БЛЯТЬ!!

CARTMAN: How can you drink while working!! Didn’t you learn anything!?

CARTMAN: You good for nothing dog shit.

CRAIG: Excuse him.

CLYDE: Why did you call us in, sir?

CLYDE: What do we need to do?

CARTMAN: God damn it.

CARTMAN: sigh

CARTMAN: I have an order for you to follow.

CARTMAN: That I hope you idiots can fulfill it. It’s a hard one. It’s the hardest but also the most important order I’ll give you… … in the close future.

CLYDE: If it’s so important you wouldn’t give it to idiots, so we’re not idiots after all are we?

CRAIG: *(The idiot didn’t just talk back to him…)*

CRAIG: *(DUDE! THATS THE FUCKING SERGEANT MAJOR)*

CLYDE: ...

CARTMAN: Shut up Clyde.

CARTMAN: Or… we can call it “mission”.

CARTMAN: Because it’s a long-ass fucking mission.

CARTMAN: I have chosen you because I know your potential. By “you” , I mean Petuski and Clyde. You haven’t stayed for a very long period of time in the army unlike Creig, which is why you’re gonna go for a physical reason - I need your strong bodies for now since your brains aren’t as trained.

CARTMAN: It’s the end of the war. We won, my comrades. We deeply anal fucked all those dirty Germans to death.

CARTMAN: Which means now we are just going to get to the heart of “Germany” and assert our victory. It isn’t official yet, but we are getting there. It’s only January, perhaps in a few weeks … or months, depending on how long will those fucktards take to realise they’re losing. No, that they already lost.

CARTMAN: So idiotic of them… to keep fighting…

CARTMAN: I’ll personally make sure every single Deutsch living on that hell of a land will bow to the red army. I’ll make them kiss any Soviet’s man feet they look upon.

PETUSKI: Sir…?

CARTMAN: Come on.

CARTMAN: Don’t you like what I’m saying? Are you in a hurry, Petuski?

PETUSKI:

CARTMAN: Then I’ll give more direct orders.

CARTMAN: I need you to gather some troops. And get as soon as possible to Berlin.

CRAIG:*(Berlin?)*

CRAIG: *(Sounds familiar. It reminds me of someone from there.)*

CRAIG: *(Tweek.)*

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Hello there, fellow reader!

Thank you so much for opening this thread! We hope you’ll be thrilled to read this AU and leave a note. But before reading this blog/post, we’d like to clarify some things about this AU that might be questioned, since it’s called “World War II AU”

●┋We do not support any political ideologies mentioned throughout the blog.

This AU is mostly if not entirely based on the actions taken in 1945, more specifically during WW2 in Europe. We can’t change history and we don’t want to change anything in this au for the simple reason it wouldn’t be accurate, and would not be a WW2 alternative universe but more of a rip-off parody.

●┋ Everything happening in the AU is fake

Excepting historical events (the Berlin battle, the Holocaust etc), all of the actions written are fake and did not take part in history. This au is mainly based on historical events, but the story in general does not relate to any real event or story.

●┋We do not support racism, homophobia, sexism, ableism etc

All these ideologies were a part of history - which as we said before it can’t be changed. In real history, these beliefs were in its best state in 1945, especially in Germany. All this does not mean we meant to insert any of the ideologies.

Therefore some events and dialogues in the au might be triggering!! This blog also shows as accurate as possible the events occurring back then to people, which is indeed triggering.

●┋This AU is a parody and should not be taken seriously.

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The writing style is based on the au “ Hell Park”, and so is the art style - it has absolutely nothing to do with that certain AU. It is simply the fastest and easiest method we found to show the blog, and to draw the images.

We are completely aware that some details in this au (designs, backgrounds etc) might not be 100% accurate to history, it is all information took from the internet. For example, some uniforms might not match the actual historical uniform, since we didn’t find any official documentation - so please let us know if anything is wrong!

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