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She Done Him Wrong (1933) dir. Lowell Sherman

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only downside to moving this time around is waiting for my furniture and internet

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(Images of me and my wife @storiesxtold returning like)

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“If its the policeman I think it is... well I don’t blame you. He is a pretty one, but that type are always thick in the head,” Kelly replied with an apologetic smirk to her lips. Poor thing, she thought; not that she had much room to pity considering her own lacking love life. That guy.. Kelly had a fairly good idea who the woman was referring to but chose not to comment. She gave a chuckle and waved off the apology. “I don’t do things just to be polite. Trust me,” she said but with a real smile to show she meant no harm. “It sounds like you’ve got quite a bit going on there, while I’m just here working the shifts my sister doesn’t want.”

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“Not in the way I’d like! There’s a cute policeman who comes into my shop sometimes.” She glanced around because, knowing her luck, he could be lurking around a corner somewhere. “He still won’t take the hint that I want to climb him like a tree.” She huffed and poured sugar into the cup of coffee she had. “That guy came by trying to buy my shop again. Add to that, the supplies I’d ordered months ago came in late, and of course all at once, I have a sale to organize for, my part time help quit because of something silly like finals, and I am realizing now you were mostly just being polite when asking so I apologize.” She looked up at her and smiled. “So how are things?”

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i’ve come to the conclusion that Milah and Zelena’s friendship just makes sense; they’re both the little devil on your shoulder only Milah’s got a baseball bat and Zelena’s got a taser

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“One time I accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar, I thought it was terrible wine.”

Parks n’ Recs Sentence Starters

Zelena took the briefest of seconds before her laughter erupted out of her, her shoulders bending towards one another. "How long had that bloody pirate have it onboard? And no one stopped you?" Tears were beginning to blur her vision, so she did her best to calm herself enough to wipe them away and sigh. "You know I almost did that once to my father? Thought it might teach him a lesson."

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Evil may be powerful

               But wicked always wins

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Emma: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to?

Regina: Schrödinger's boys.

Maleficent: FUCK!

Snow: What about cracking open a cold milkshake?

Zelena: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do.

Zelena: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

Emma: ...

Regina: ...

Maleficent: ...

Snow: ...

Zelena: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.

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@dinneratgrannys day 1 - july 10 - favorite main character: Zelena

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*playing twister*

Zelena: Right hand red

Regina now completely on top of Emma: You're doing this on purpose aren't you.

Zelena: I stopped spinning fifteen minutes ago. The fact it took you this long to notice..

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“I stand by my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things” (Emma💜)

Parks n’ Recs Sentence Starters

"Didn't realize hero-types were adverse to salad dressings," Zelena quipped with a bat of her eyelashes and a teasing glint.

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“You may have thought you heard me say I want a lot of bacon and eggs, but what I said was: Give me ALL the bacon and eggs you have.”

Parks n’ Recs Sentence Starters

"Quite the tall order, but who am I to deny a famished woman," she remarked before putting the order into the system, merrily smirking at her as she did so. "Worked up an appetite?"

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Zelena: After realizing you're terrible, most people are like "no thanks," but a few stick around. Because they're dumb. And that's what friends are.

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the whole fam alignment chart part 37/?

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Parks n’ Recs Sentence Starters

“I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and I broke everything”

“I don’t even want to be here. The air is too fresh. Its disgusting. I can’t breath.”

“What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me”

“If you ever speak to me in Spanish use the formal ‘usted’.”

“Well I am not usually one for speeches. So goodbye.”

“Yes I am a hunter, and it’s ‘you’ season.”

“I guess some people object to powerful depictions of awesome”

“Behind every successful man is me, smiling and taking partial credit.”

“Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.”

“There is only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that’s lying about being milk.”

“I can’t believe we’re at Hogwarts!”

“I don’t care about that prize. But I’m gonna win because I want his happiness to go away”

“I could smell it in your purse before I even parked my car”

“I stand by my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things”

“I know more than you”

“I didn’t actually sell my last car I just forgot where I parked it”

“This isn’t a bagel”

“The man who kills me will know”

“If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party.”

“I don’t want to do things. I want to not do things”

“Love fades away, but things- things are forever”

“Guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love”

“Sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot”

“Veganism is the sad result of a morally corrupt mind. Reconsider your life.”

“I love games that turn people against each other”

“I hate talking to people about things”

“You may have thought you heard me say I want a lot of bacon and eggs, but what I said was: Give me ALL the bacon and eggs you have.”

“One time I accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar, I thought it was terrible wine.”

“Warning: high levels of swagger coming through”

“I love you and I like you”

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my wife is urging me to come back to this blog/character/rp, so let’s give it another round yeah?

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(insp.)