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“I use to be quite the 1999 lady killer, my days are over. You’re pretty tough, but he work in a dangerous industry and you’re the main man. You got the good guy stuff down, they love it. Awww, he’s in love. I’m happy for you man, I mean if she’s having a hard time just be there for her, the rest will come with it”

“Were you really? Now that is silly because you’ve got the beautiful Ava on your arm and she’s quite the gem. I only said that because of that one song--Party Like It’s 1999 or something? I’m not even sure if that’s what it’s called. You know me, dangerous is my middle name so it’s no wonder we ended up here. Yeah that’s what I’ve been doing. Thanks man.”

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Are you off soon?

Yeah I am actually. Why do you ask?

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“My perfect other half, you handsome man you. After your first nose break, we’ll get you a full on motorbike helmet but we can’t afford it until then. Don’t worry, we’ll take care of you. I had faith in you brother, you’re game is strong these days. Chelsea huh? Got your one lady?”

“Oh the handsome one among us is you, swooping up the ladies like it’s 1999 or something. Nose break? Wow, this is a sure fire way to really toughen me up huh? Okay, I think I could get behind this now that you mention it. If only I could pinpoint what on earth could be strong about so that I could hone in on it. She’s amazing man. Takes my breathe away. But she’s a junior in high school and having a bit of tough go of life right now.”

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“I’ll get Guardian Angel Embroidered on all of my clothes. The inception, Guardian Angels of one another. Hell I don’t see why not, that’d be awesome. No plastic surgery for Wyatt, even if you like break your face in a fall, chicks will dig the battle wounds mate. Dude, you’re in the game, and the ladies love it. I’m so proud I could kiss you right now”

“Wow. I mean wow. It is like we are branded as one. Well I’m glad you like since it quite simply the cold hard truth of the matter. Yeah but I’m the amazing Pillow Man. You didn’t say their would be bruising and scars involved in this gig. I thought protecting my perfect skin was the whole point. Well I guess so. Who knew that I had an ounce of game? Only lady I really care about loving it is Chelsea. All the kisses lately. I think it is just something about my lips. People are drawn to them these days.”

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Well, I think my streak of doing a shit job at picking out flowers is over.

Well I’m so glad I could be of service. Do you need anything else?

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“They are the same rules yeah, Guardian Angel just makes me feel fancy, but it’s practically the same thing. I’m all about the awesome Wyatt life.” Mario chuckled, patting him on the shoulder “We’re gonna be bigger than the Kardashians. Bigger then Evel Knievel. Don’t worry, that’s what i’m around for. Keep you on the straight and narrow when the fame dares to pull you away. You will be wingmanned, assisted and fairy godmothered. I’m a triple threat. For real?! That’s my boy. What was her name?”

“Ah, just music to my ears, music to my ears. Well if Guardian Angel is what your fancy pants prefers then Guardian Angel is what you’ll be. Hears another question I have, can the person over which the angel is guarding also be the Guardian Angel’s Guardian Angel? Damn straight we are. No plastic surgery for me though. I’m keeping this face as is. Write this stuff down so we don’t forget it. Wow, aren’t I just the luckiest man alive. Quit making me so emotional man. For real. I didn’t even get her name. The whole thing was just one big shocking whirlwind. I think it took me a really long time to realize she was hitting on me.”

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“I’m your guardian angel, i’m here to make your life everything you ever wanted it to be.” he laughed, offering his sleeve for the man to cry. “Damn right, everyone would come. They’d talk about us everywhere. We’ll have to do some tour bus training with you pal, get you ready for our life in the spotlight. And we’ll make sure you don’t eat before you do any performances. I’ll wingman you, you’re the man act bro, all the ladies are gonna want you”

“You are? Question, do the same rules apply for a Fairy Godmother as they do for a guardian angel? Because I’ve always wanted one of those. And they could certainly make my life whatever I wanted it to be.” Wyatt laughed as well, taking the sleeve and dabbing the dry spots beneath his eyes. “Yes! And that’s when we’d hit the world circuit. Tour bus training? I feel like I’ll be on a campaign trail. I don’t know if I’ll be able to handle the fame. What if I get lost in it and become a drug addict. Make sure that doesn’t happen, alright? Oh wow, you are going to be a great assistant, I can already tell. Never before have I had a wingman. I’m always the windmanner, not the wingmannie. You know speaking of--this really hot girl kissed me at work the other day.”

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Sorry to ambush you then. Both, I guess. My dad probably deserves it.

You’re not ambushing me. I just wanted you to be aware of what you were getting into with me as your flower salesman. It’s my job and I’m the only one here so no apologies necessary. Alright, I’ve got just the arrangement for you then.”

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“I like to think so. Consider your dream coming true. I mean, we could tour the world doing Pillow Man shows. Millions of people coming to see you, taking on these daring stunts with your pillows. And i’ll be your hot assistant”

“It’s just like you to make my dreams come true. Enough to make a grown man cry.” He joked, tearing up in a fake manor for affect. “Oh we’ll have a whole show? Wow, this is really going to put us on the map. I’m going have to brush up on my flirting skills and work out my stage fright. Last time I was on a stage I puked all over the front row. Yeah, maybe I’ll just leave the ladies up to you.”

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“You do such a good job though Wyatt. We’ll go Wyatt protection on the ramps, and i’ll record it so you can see how kickass you did going down that ramp man. I’ll be so proud”

“Aw, you know just what to say don’t you. Just what I’ve always dreamt of, watching myself wipeout on top of a pile of pillows that are strapped to my body. Hey, with any luck we will become a viral sensation about the amazing Pillow Man.”

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“That’d be awesome. I don’t want to say that it was hilarious, but it was. We’ll get you the whole get up this time. Tape pillows to your chest and back, goggles”

“Hey, you know I’d do anything to put a smile on that face of yours. Even wipe out on a skateboard. Now that is what I’m talking about. I’m ready to go full on dork mode if it means my little body will be bruise free.”

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“Hell yeah man. I could always use an extra set of hands, especially since you know what you’re doing and I have no idea.”

“Awesome. Oh well I don’t know about that, but I can certainly give it the old college try and lend a hand in whatever way I possibly can. Maybe by then I will have located elbow pads and wrist pads. God knows I’m not going on that thing again without them.”

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Do you usually not help people buy flowers for women? You know what, she’s pretty simple now that I think of it. I’ll just take whatever looks the most expensive.

Oh I’m just the deliverer. And I go on the landscaping projects. Ah well, looks the most expensive--or is? There’s definitely a difference.

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“Probably the thickest you’ve got, I don’t wanna fall through it”

“Well we certainly cannot have that. Is this for the ramps you build for skateboarding? Can I help you build them this time?”

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I didn’t either until I met my dad’s new flavour of the month. Which arrangement best says ‘I’m sorry I never called?’

You mean another girl? Oh gosh, these are the questions my boss usually answers. He’ll be back tomorrow but if you’re in a rush than I can try my best for find an arrangement that best suits--uh--that.

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Naomi had the feeling that she was overwhelming him or causing him some sort of confusion. Was she coming on too strong? She just wanted a little piece of being normal and being there with him felt that way. It was a strange explanation but he was just comfortable to be around. Maybe it was because he was new or maybe it was because he had a nice smile, she couldn’t decide, “Maybe you just haven’t found someone interesting yet.” She shrugged Hello gorgeous my name is fucking interesting. She thought to herself pursing her lips to contain a smile- interesting she was, stable she wasn’t. He had a gorgeous laugh- contagious really, “I’m only assuming, or maybe it takes a stranger to see what you don’t want to. I see an endearing gentlemen and who you see in the mirror on your own is all up to you. But if I choose to see Superman then the only thing that could stop me is if you kind nap my sister or eat my last cookie.” She teased lightly nodding along to what he was saying. She could remember Luca teasing her as a kid, all the tormenting as they grew up. Maybe that’s why she was wrong for him, they were both so alike. So invasive and strong willed. Nice guys- it would be a hell of a change except nice guys call the next day and she couldn’t have that, “I wish it were still that way. But every girl has their own special way of bouncing back whither it be ice-cream or..” Tequila.. “Sleeping.” She finished with slight hesitation. Humming she nodded taking a few steps towards the flowers her hand falling away from his, “You’re not missing much around here. University was amazing- Duke was amazing. Home is.. Well Tree Hill will always be the same.” She scoffed turning on her heel leaning back on the table where the dahlias were resting upon. Bending over she looked under the table pulling up the small curtain finding her little sister sitting underneath, “Luc, you’re it.” She grinned tapping the little girl’s nose before standing up looking over at Wyatt, “How long you been in town?”

Wyatt wanted to pinch himself, wondering if what was happening could be real? Girls with looks like hers had never thought twice about Wyatt and he was content with that. He’d never really paid that much attention to women. In high school he was basically invisible and ever since he’d started college, getting his degree and becoming a teacher had been his main priority. But that was also mostly because he didn’t really think he had a shot with girls. He figured that eventually the right one would come along. “Yeah I suppose that’s certainly part of it.” He shrugged as his mind drifted to Chelsea, knowing she had certainly fit that criteria for him in ways no other girl had. But his ears tuned right back into what she was saying when she spoke up, knowing that it was important to be a good listener. He had to offer her a smile as she spoke. “I guess I can’t really argue with that. I think I’m much to humble to ever see myself as Super Man, but I appreciate knowing that you see that much in me--after only a few moments.” His head cocked at this notion, wondering what had led her to become so intrigued with him. It soon melted in a laughter, “Don’t worry, I’d never harm a child and I’ll certainly keep that in mind.” He pointed to his temple as he nodded her way. “Yeah I suppose that’s true with everyone.” He leaned back against the counter, fingers curling over the edge. Wyatt couldn’t help but notice the slight stutter in her speech rhythm. But he was a pretty observant guy. “You know I actually really like this place. I think it’s rather amazing. But I can see how living here your whole life would lead you to have a different perspective on it. I think it changes in small ways--as lives do that is.” He shrugged. The world she spoke of didn’t exist to him. But he didn’t have the mind of someone from a small town either. Wyatt couldn’t help but take notice of the way she interacted with her little sister, enjoying the site thoroughly. Wyatt had always found watching beautiful women with children intriguing as it made him think about a family. He was cheesy like that. “Only about a year and half. Did you graduate recently?”

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My Super Ego, 1.07

“The scariest thing was that I thought he was stronger than all of us. But maybe it’s not about being the best. Maybe it’s about finding the little things that get you through the day.”