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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

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You like tall people?

Leans over on the shelf but it's too short and I trip

I'm tall

O//////O

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I cannot aquire stilts :(

Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.

I had to consult a chart for this

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Understanding a line of foreshadowing so well that you have to stand up and walk around the house saying “shit shit shit shit shit” until you’re composed enough to go back. 

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I am 5 feet tall and I have been for the past year and a half. I don't think it's going to get better for me.

Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.

I had to consult a chart for this

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The perfect daughter

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go away forever with me

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as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands

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sooo bird cage weapon + armor idea

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ITCHY ITCHY I WANNA TAKE OFF THE BANDAIDS BUT IF I DO THAT I'M GONNA MAKE IT WORSE AAAAAA

I WANNA PLAY PJSK BUT I CAN'T CAUSE ALL MY FINGERS ARE BABDAGED

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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

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I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.

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For people with boobs who are not women: do you wish your boobs were smaller?

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Unfortunately, my legal first name is gibberish, my middle name is not a name, and my surname is a de-frenched version of a name. But now! My chosen first name is uncommon but still a name a human in this world would have, and my middle name is extremely common and taken from my mother!!!

so I have a really unusual first name /last name combo and I don't think anyone else has it, so I'm curious what it's like for other people

Please reblog to reach more people!

PSA: do NOT share your full legal name on this post, please stay safe