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vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

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FFXIV drinks--full set!

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We all know this site is US-user heavy, but I wanna know how many are vs aren't from the land of capitalism.

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i’m always so flattered when bees buzz around me. sorry miss, i’m not a flower, but it’s very sweet that you thought i was

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*writhing on the floor spitting up blood* who wants me

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you ever read a fanfic and just sit back and think…someone wrote something THIS good… and then just….published it on the internet….for free…..

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Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

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youve heard of missionary position. now get ready for MERCENARY position

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people keep trying to make "ladies and gentlemen" more inclusive.

I think we should go the other way around.

make more and more weird false dichotomies in greetings. "gamers and pianists". "oil painters and swordsmen". "vexillologists and entomologists". "chess masters and diamond artificers". "accountants and gendered individuals".

we need to be dropping shit into formal meetings to make people say "wait what? which one am I?"

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i can tell tgm has a relatively young fanbase because not one of you has written a fanfic where a pilot in their early-mid thirties goes hgggugh whilst trying to get out of a seat

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the sluttiest thing ive seen this year:

strutting into a bar with aviators low on the nose, as Otis Redding’s Tramp plays in the background.

nothing will top that. its the epitome of slutty.

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I know nothing about how the military works. I do not plan to educate myself. I will write fanfiction about military men being in the military. Will I know what I’m doing? Not at all. I will rely solely on knowledge given by other fanfictions. I will not my information up to test its accuracy.

When I write my military propaganda fanfiction I will write it as god intended, uneducated and free.

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bitches watch top gun one time and then it’s their entire personality.