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Climbing up Mt Everest in a wingsuit so once you reach the peak you jump off and after gliding for a moment tuck your arms and legs in & torpedo yourself at top speed towards some other climber on the mountain peregrin falcon style, the collision knocks you out, kills them, the thwack of your helmet hitting their skull at 90MPH can be heard for miles, the blood sprays and freezes midair

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Jens is wearing his Lovely Smile and his Gorgeous Grasshopper Green Earflaps this evening! He got a little Snack when no one was looking!

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Baby Skarmory design idea. I've seen cool baby Skarmory designs but I think we deserve a scrungly little guy. Based on steel wool/scouring pad and those ugly newborn chicks.

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In news that surprises nobody, leaflets distributed at a far right rally in Edinburgh promoted the YouTube channel of a convicted paedophile.

A 10-year old child was distributing the leaflets on the orders of his mum who claimed the YouTube channel, AJ Audits, run by Anthony Styles, was “real news”.

Anthony Styles was convicted of molesting a girl under the age of 14. He also admitted to sexually assaulting a 17 year old girl and admitted to possessing over 300 indecent images of children.

Organisation, Stand Up to Racism, first identified him because he wore a fake press pass to a rally to ‘Defend women and children’.

His YouTube channel has since been deleted.

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I love these little things

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Let’s bring Flash development back so 14 year olds can create extremely violent and greasy minigames about eviscerating Labubu and upload them to Newgrounds.

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as long as i'm not pregnant my life is never at its very worst

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reading skip and loafer while shaking my head to make it clear I don't support the idea of mitsumi and sousuke getting together

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somebody PLEASE find the gif of the guy with the really stiff pants slamming a girl on a bed or whatever

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