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*og anon come barreling through the door*

There’s nothing to aplogize for Magnus pussy anon, this is pure perfection. I love shy and inexperienced Magnus and poly relationships. Oplita scooping up Magnus stray cat style and having a field day with him? Thank you for the food I’m fed and so so happy

EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU MAGNUS PUSSY ANON AND CHEER

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Oh Optimus your thighs are…

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Oughhhhhhhh

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Put a baby in her RIGHT NOW. DOES ANYONE HAVE NSFW COMMISSIONS OPEN I GET PAID IN TWO WEEKS

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Hii!! I like this acc and I find you cool so mind if I rant abt slut magnus? I have this thing where Ultra Magnus actually used to be such a slut and slept around a bit before he went into the Elite Guard so he's not shy of the act itself, he's just shit at communicating but like, he's kinky so there's quite a bit he's into. Like, it's easier if you just ask what's an absolute no-no for him. He has more stuff on the 'I need to trust you for this' list than 'idc let's do it' kind of list, but he's still. The only reason I wanna rant to you is bc of the magnus pussy anon ranting to you horny shit. Tbh I originally wanted to rant abt an OC I made to be Magnus' sister in arms but idk if you're okay with it so have a slut ultra Magnus instead :3

I AM SO OK WITH THIS I LOVE THIS SO MUCHHHH. I AM ALWAYS OK WITH SLUT MAGNUS RANTS 5EVER

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I heard that my name was called and here I am. Yall want optimags? Lemme see if I can make somethin. I got a cat laying on me so I got all the time in the world. Tho this may be a little short cuz I don't have as much ideas bout this.

Imma make this to the point cuz I don't have as many ideas for the build up. But let's just say it follows canon up until magnus gets hurt and loses his hand due to predaking. When optimus saw the state that Magnus was in he couldn't help but feel terrible. He just got his old friend back and said friend is already hurt. So he tries to do everything in his power to make it up to Magnus. Of course, Magnus thinks it's unnecessary for Optimus to do anything as it's war and he's the Prime so he shouldn't have to tend to his soldiers but Optimus is persistent. So eventually Magnus caves and let's Optimus spoil him rotten.

Not sure if you've figured it out yet but I love shy and inexperienced magnus so he makes his grand appearance yet again. After it's been established that Optimus will do anything for magnus, Magnus decides to ask if optimus can help him out a bit. Of course, optimus is absolutely willing to help. He isn't even sure what Magnus needs help with but he's eager to help.

Fast forward about an hour and magnus is pinned underneath his leader while said leader is slowly and gently thrusting into him, making sure as to not hurt him. He wants his friend to experience only pleasure and be able to forgot about the horrors. At first magnus tries to muffle any noise he makes by biting onto his prosthetic hand, but after enough encouragement from optimus he starts to let some moans and whines slip out. Optimus is absolutely delighted at being able to see Magnus like this as he knows how shy magnus is about stuff like this. Optimus is bound and determined to not waste any time that he's got so he plans to extend this little session for as long as he can.

As being the leader of the wreckers, magnus is used to stories of interface. He's also used to those stories involving rough interface as it's the wreckers. When are they ever soft? So when optimus keeps treating him so gently he is confused. He asks optimus to go faster as he's heard from his wreckers that it feels good. But when optimus speeds up and gets rougher with magnus it doesn't take long for magnus to become overwhelmed. He has trouble managing all of the various sensations and it feels like his processor is melting. He doesn't want to command his Prime anything so he doesnt speak up about the discomfort.

Thankfully, since optimus is a registered good boy, he notices magnus discomfort and immediately pulls out and comforts him. Once again Magnus is confused but he isn't able to speak up due to his Prime smothering him in kisses. It feels so nice that he can't stop his engine from purring. He's embarrassed as he's loud. Like, really loud. He was sure that he was going to scare off optimus due to the noise but optimus just kept spoiling his perfect little commander.

Eventually, Magnus calms down enough and he wants optimus to continue what he started. While optimus is hesitant, after he sees magnus beg for it he cracks. It feels so good to have that spike in him and for optimus to treat him so gently. Due to the speed at which optimus is going, it takes a while for charge to build up and for their to be an overload but neither of them mind as it means they have more time to be close to one another. It also means that when an overload does happen it isn't as overwhelming.

What im getting at is that Optimus gently frags magnus for hours. And even with him being gentle and going slow it doesn't take magnus long after having multiple overloads for him to start whimpering and whining. He's calling out his Primes name and barely able to comprehend anything else besides his Prime. Tears are rolling down his face but it's due to pleasure. He feels so full as optimus was sure to pump his transfluid into his eager partner whenever he overloaded. The knowledge that he is full of a Primes transfluid drives magnus mad. He wants more and more and he never wants optimus to stop. Magnus is an absolute mess near the end of it and optimus can't help but adore it. His typically stern and uptight friend is now putty beneath him and it's all because of him.

Eventually, after a fuckton of overloads from both of them, they decide to end the session as optimus notices magnus ready to fall asleep. Magnus is embarrassed and pleas for optimus to continue but optimus is unwavering. Magnus is disappointed at first but after optimus begins to clean him up and sing his praises he quickly calms down. It's hard not to relax when optimus is constantly saying how good he did and how wonderful he is. The overloads took a lot out of magnus and it doesn't take long for magnus to fall asleep in the Primes arms. Optimus, of course, has absolutely not problem with this.

When the two eventually get back to base magnus tries to go back to the way it was but optimus isn't having it. He still spoils magnus and praises him and while magnus will never admit to it it makes him melt whenever prime gives him attention. Cheesy ass semi trucks.

Also, as a side idea I had, when optimus eventually fucking dies because predacons rising happens, he is reunited with elita, his conjunx who died in the war. He greatly apologizes to her for what happened and he feels bad for having relations with magnus but elita does not give a shit. If anything, she wants to have a turn with magnus and is upset that optimus was able to get all the action and all she could do was watch. Optimus practically reboots as the knowledge that his deceased conjunx was watching him frag magnus enters his mind. So yea. Magnus accidentally gains another partner.

And due to revival fuckery it doesn't take long before both the Prime and the Primes conjunx are fragging him senseless. He is so confused as to why elita is ok with all of this but it's hard to think straight when she is plowing into him while optimus is singing filth into his audials. Let magnus be spoiled goddammit.

((As always I apologize. For what I have no clue but I feel bad. I hope this fufils some if the optimag desires you, anon, and lesbianambulon had. I still find it hilarious that I'm just the magnus pussy anon but I take it in pride. Also, uh, if lesbianambulon happens to see this I'd be honored if you took a look at my other ramblings involving magnus. If you feel like it of course. It would be an honor to have the certified magnus fucker give feedback lol. Alright imma head out. I hope yall like this :>))

I SCREAMMED. SCREAMMEDDDDDD AHHHHH I MISSED YOU MAGNUS PUSSY ANON I HOPE YOU ARE WELL OH MY GOD IM SENDING THIS TO MY MAGNUS PUSSY FRIENDS LIFE IS SO BEAUTIFUL

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armada Megatron is sexy af I need to watch someone grab him by the horns and absolutely destroy his pussy ❤️

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my friend outside of the fandom asked and I didn't have a clear answer, so I'm posing the question to the masses:

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I think I’m gonna start reposting my horny bsky posts here too is that chill

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Genuinely, honestly, and desperately need more bottom!Megatron in this fandom. I don't have some big fancy reason why it'd be better I just think it's super hot when he takes spike sfsggs

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 2 POLL 9

PROPAGANDA:

[Vash]

"Look at his big beautiful eyes. That sweet face, that tiny grabbable waist and his blinding golden retriever energy. He'd be such a good mommy plz. 😭🙏"

"That man is so mother coded it’s not even funny! Has canonical pictures of him holding a baby and he’s just so damn PERFECT… is great with kids and hates himself, it’s a perfect combination!"

"HE IS BABYGORL AND NEEDS TO HAVE MANY CHILDREN."

"He would be such a good mother, trust me. Studio Orange took him from the manga and said we're gonna make the most breedable man and make him look SO soft (there is already tons of mpreg art of him on twitter if you search mpreg Vash/preggy Vash, he's well known). don't care who or how it happens, that man needs a baby in dere on my desk by monday."

"He needs babies in there asap!!!"

"I’m sorry look at him???? Has there ever been another man who needed so desperate to be knocked up? SO perfectly suited to motherhood just saying."

"have you seen him with children? that man wants to be a momma so freaking bad 🥺 also most importantly is he'd adorable as fuck with a baby bump and that's the only reason anyone needs tbh."

"Need baby in dere asap, hips made to be preggy, an absolute sweetheart, I think he will be pretty and glowing while preggy trust me. The moment you see him you will know."

"I mean look at him. Baby gorl."

[Megatron]

"Just. Just look at this guy. He's already so big and so mad. He's going to be even more big and even more mad if someone knocks him up and he's going to make it everyone's problem, and he's capable of making himself a big problem for a lot of people. It's the middle of the 5 million year war and the Decepticons are more afraid of 20 tons of cranky warlord with morning sickness than of the enemy. The Autobots don't know what to do. The humans are getting a whole new education. It's a nightmare for everyone. Or it's peacetime and the peace progress and his post-war moral soul-searching just got a whole lot more complicated. Either way, no matter who did it - his deviously treacherous second in command, his loyal and possibly psychic third in command, his life-long Autobot nemesis/ex-boyfriend, his meteor-surfing co-captain, Tarn - there's going to be big drama.

Alternatively, it's Transformers One and he is a precious cinnamon roll who got his heart broken by everyone he trusted and now we can make it worse and make him even sadder!

Alternatively alternatively it's Bayverse and he might already have been knocked up before, we don't know where those hatchlings came from.

Basically what I'm saying is that there are infinite flavors of Pregatron and all of them are peak drama because that's how he rolls. Also you get to call him Pregatron which is always a win."

"He's got birthing hips and a desire to fuel the decepticon cause."

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D-16 getting deflowered by Bayverse Megatron... little virgin miner ravished by a big scary monster mech he has no idea is an alternate universe version of himself. Is this anything.

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blehh i'm tired, happy late easter 🫠

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 1 POLL 10

PROPAGANDA:

[Megatron]

"Just. Just look at this guy. He's already so big and so mad. He's going to be even more big and even more mad if someone knocks him up and he's going to make it everyone's problem, and he's capable of making himself a big problem for a lot of people. It's the middle of the 5 million year war and the Decepticons are more afraid of 20 tons of cranky warlord with morning sickness than of the enemy. The Autobots don't know what to do. The humans are getting a whole new education. It's a nightmare for everyone. Or it's peacetime and the peace progress and his post-war moral soul-searching just got a whole lot more complicated. Either way, no matter who did it - his deviously treacherous second in command, his loyal and possibly psychic third in command, his life-long Autobot nemesis/ex-boyfriend, his meteor-surfing co-captain, Tarn - there's going to be big drama.

Alternatively, it's Transformers One and he is a precious cinnamon roll who got his heart broken by everyone he trusted and now we can make it worse and make him even sadder!

Alternatively alternatively it's Bayverse and he might already have been knocked up before, we don't know where those hatchlings came from.

Basically what I'm saying is that there are infinite flavors of Pregatron and all of them are peak drama because that's how he rolls. Also you get to call him Pregatron which is always a win."

"He's got birthing hips and a desire to fuel the decepticon cause."

[Wilson]

"Literally the show makes jokes about him lactating. He'd be the worst parent but I still want to see it."

"he's too pretty not to knock up."

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OWO may I ask for your thoughts on D-16 on the recent wound post

This one’s a bit more IDW Dee focused but I think his shitty life in the prewar and overall pre Megatron state would fuck with his head and I think he’d have some crazy sadistic sex with other miners. I think he’d get turned on by hands too close to his wounds or causing them

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um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that

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