I am a sideblog god bless. He/they + an adult. Nobody is martyn posting like me. Clethubs warrior and #2 flower court hater. I can reclaim identity theft btw. Banner by @martynsimp69. To match the other guy
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Warped tour 2011 and I was too busy being 7. Won't catch me making that mistake again
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dming people is so scary it feels like im walking directly into their bedroom and putting some bullshit on their bed
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DO NOT BREAK THE WINDOW! he has NO food and NO water, he is listening to his LEAST FAVORITE MUSIC, the HEAT IS ON and the WINDOWS ARE SEALED WITH LIQUID CEMENT. we HATE OUR SHITTY DOG and ARE TRYING TO KILL HIM. thanks!
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just passed a guy in the store wearing a shirt that said "I hate being sexy but I'm a chubby bearded man so I can't help it". hell yeah brother
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View of an Indigo House, published in 2011 Photo by Shinichi Sato
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Is it bad that Firefox thinks I have infinite tabs open
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Car roof gently dripping again 👍
Driving to work headed directly into the heart of a massive lightning storm. Lightning approximately every thirty seconds. Okay. Yay.
#Guy who already has to get an oil change and a tire rotation: well maybe if I ignore this it’ll go away#wyrming
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the “this guy looks weird” to “this guy looks weird 😳” pipeline literally so dangerous.
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Hating specific ships as a multishipper is so funny. It's like: "I'm cool with most ships. Except that one. It knows what it did."
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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction
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even if you were a burden to bear i would gladly carry you. you are my friend
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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction
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i didnt know you were allowed to do things for the sake of wanting to do things. i thought you were just supposed to keep that locked inside your ribcage and let it rot you inside out until youre limping around as the desiccated corpse of who you could have been
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Driving to work headed directly into the heart of a massive lightning storm. Lightning approximately every thirty seconds. Okay. Yay.
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from a certain angle the deertrails look like paths you could follow easily. some would call this 'getting lost in the woods' but I call it the wisdom of the woods
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