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Weird and wonderful compilation of strange bird noises.

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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Yang is a confirmed LGBT character?? How?

Anon she had her tongue down Blake's throat after declaring her love for her.

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fit mc says pangi is "gay in real life" congratulations

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when zam said he wanted minute to place signs earlier in his team gc apparently bacon said “can we make him gayer” 😭😭

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

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truly disappointing that one of the greatest works of modern literature is a dream smp chatfic

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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.

I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.

On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."

Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.

And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."

I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)

this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad

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happy pride month my friends <3

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The only reason why transphobes always ask “what is a woman” instead of “what is a man” is because we all know that a man is a featherless biped.

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Guy on metro had a shitty little dog who spent 20 minutes untying his laces and waiting patiently with his nose 3 millimeters away for them to be re-tied before wreaking havoc again. Over and over. Owner did not care. Dogs name was Quentin.

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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

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honestly hearing that joel makes his intros LAST in his videos makes a lot of sense. both logically and in his case specifically because oh yeah you wanna know what you introduce Wrong he is going insane after gigantic fucking mega projects. like if i spent hours and hours of my life building the next sistine chapel in minecraft i too would make my intros incredibly strange and concerning. i would deserve to let people know im going insane after i went insane doing all that work. carry on mr. shadowlady