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hey i wanna get top surgery and im broke how do i deal with having boobs for this long

COMPLAIN ABOUT BACK PAIN TO YOUR DOC FOR A LONG PERIOD OF TIME AND IF YOU FAKE IT ENOUGH YOUR INSURANCE SHOULD COVER MOST/ALL OF A BREAST REDUCTION. YOU GET TO CHOOSE HOW MUCH OF IT THEY REMOVE. YOU CAN CHOOSE TO GET RID OF EM COMPLETELY THAT WAY

BUT YOU DIDN’T HEAR IT FROM ME

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shallan: what's your sword's name?

adolin: my sword doesn't have one

shallan: oh good! I just found out that a bunch of men apparently *name* their weapons which is just so funny to me

kaladin (not only names his weapons but makes them tiny graves when they break in battle): yeah....haha.....so silly.....

adolin: it is not my right to name this beautiful and ancient blade. I shall only call her by her name once she deems me worthy enough to tell me.

shallan: so you're waiting.....for the weapon.....that doesn't have a mouth....to *tell* you its name.....

adolin: *her* name

kaladin (hasn't picked up his new spear yet because he is still in the mourning period for his last one): what the fuck dude

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Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

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Abolish the comic book industrial complex 🙂

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Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?

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happy rika pokemas day to all who celebrate

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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public libraries are so sick. there are five books I want to read and they're all relatively new so they're only available in hardback which is so expensive but it just cost me $0 to place holds on them. five books for zero dollars. it requires nothing but clicking a button and then going to the library to pick them up when they're ready. zero dollars. that's crazy

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when i play among us in public games i’m usually a pink astronaut in a pirate hat named hamlet and i know that lots of kids and teens playing with me haven’t heard of or read hamlet yet, so i like to imagine that months or years in the future when they do read hamlet they just picture the titular character like

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