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I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago
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A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "This is the third time I've been in this bar."
"Really?" says the bartender.
"In 1982, I came in the day before my wedding. I was nervous. I was unsure. In retrospect, I was lacking confidence in myself, in my future."
"Fair enough," says the bartender.
"Over 40 years later, I came back... the day after my wife died. It's amazing how life can change. How every uncertainty can become the past. How the unknown can come to mean... everything."
The bartender doesn't know what to say.
But the man continues. "Those were the two most important days of my life," he says.
The two stand in silence for a moment.
"Well then," says the bartender, "what brings you here today?"
"As fate would have it," the man replies, "I forgot my umbrella."
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"Fuck ICE!"
Seen in Oakland during the ongoing anti-ICE revolt
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made a picture i will use a lot
#get on the mic playing call of duty#jump everywhere and celebrate the kills ur teammate got like theyre your own#this is the best time you van have#until you get to the leaderboard and realized you got no kills and most deaths 😁 you had a good time tho right thats all that matters!!!#i do this exact bit and people think it's funny more times than not#if they tell you to stop jumping that's because they suck at having fun and are just trying to kill you but suck at the games here#the game too*
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when i say im connecting with nature this what i mean
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David Michael Beck
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