I am a fucking delight, I whisper to no one聽as I put something witty in the tags.
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i feel bad for twins that aren鈥檛 equally attractive
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the highlight of my day was my teacher bringing his cat to school, and everytime he asked the class a question his cat would meow and he would accept it as an answer
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senorpacman submitted:
Name: Shithole McGee
Gender: Dog
Height: Dog
Orientation: Dog
Age: 18
Eye Color: Dog Color聽
Hair Color: Afro
Smoking?: Smoking Hot
Drinking?: Water
Drugs?: Yes
Job: Tumblr famous
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Band: Rubber
Siblings: 3
Tattoos?: Sometimes
Favorite Book?: The BIBLE
Perfect Date: 4/20
Hobbies: Smoke weed
Why should I pick you?: I鈥檓 hot, and ready to trot
Why do you even want to date me?: What聽
daniel i cannot date infants i will get arrested
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for real
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*pulls up to the fanfic drive-thru window* uh yeah, i鈥檒l take a fake relationship with a side of mutual pining and thinking the other isn鈥檛 interested, thanks
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Best halloween costume ever. You guys rules!
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special delivery
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