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The idea of listening to no black music is bizarre to me. Even if it's not rap like no earth wind and fire? No reggae? No moonstomp? No ska? No classic jazz? No R and B? No disco??? No skindred? No jungle? No even like metal bands with a few black members? No gospel? Not even stuff like alors en dance? No blues music? No mo town? No jazz of any kind? No big band? No soul music? Not even a little James Brown?

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something very humbling about listening to an unfamiliar song at random and thinking "this kinda goes, wonder if anyone else had heard of it" then you look it up and it's one of the most wildly popular and lauded rock songs of the last half century

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i hate seeing old tumblr posts on pinterest and seeing comments like that's ai. this thing is ai. and the original post is from like 2014

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a couple days ago i dreamt that fluttershy and i had a few beers together. im not even an mlp fan. i didnt know she was chill like that

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i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

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we need to divide our community into as many categories as possible

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Next week people are going to start angrily asking me "Are you a squeedus or a colmfnart" and I'm gonna ask "What the fuck does that mean" and they're gonna say "Oh, one means AFAB and one means AMAB but we wanted to say it with different words" and I'll say "That does not seem like a nice question to ask strangers" and then they'll get very mad and say something about how of course a fucking squeedus would say that

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ever engage with a media you really really liked and thought you were going to become obsessed with but it doesn’t quite lodge itself into your brain at the correct angle and you can just brush fingertips with the version of yourself from the alternate reality where it completely corrupted your every waking thought

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the perk of my dad being an author is that i can get writing advice from him about my au #goated

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underrated character trope is the bully side character that somehow gets absorbed into the main characters friend group. especially if they still spend plenty of time mocking the main characters but nobody really gives a shit about it. like yeah thats gumbo he gives us wedgies on tuesdays and laughs at my every misfortune. of course we're inviting him over for dinner why wouldnt we.

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forever in agony that music is the one creative skill i can never wrap my head around. i would be so powerful if i knew how to think up tunes. melodies. motifs....

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"Exciting Update On Community Movie!"

oh boy! maybe they've started filming!

usually joel mchale: we're gonna start soon guys! just gotta get the schedules to line up!

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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

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i'm not usually jealous of binary trans people but life would be a lot easier if my transition goals were something like jesse pinkman or ramona flowers instead of my actual dream of being an amorphous shapeshifting pile of toxic sludge (sexy version)

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"Going somewhere alone and unarmed, on purpose. There's something just so... intimate about it, don't you think? Deliberately leaving yourself so, so vulnerable. It's almost erotic."

"Is there anything that I could do that would make you shut up, or at least stop saying weird shit, for like 15 minutes?"

[eyes spark with enthusiasm, raises finger and opens mouth to say something]

[interrupting] "That wouldn't get your rocks off?"

[lowers hand and closes mouth in defeat]

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if nobody got me i know liv and maddie got me

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