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The fact that we can be surprised by something in a dream is amazing, considering we create the story line.
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Made by yours truly; game is DCS World. (Plane in focus is an F15C)
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*hugs you real tight* will you please send this to the first 10 people in your dash? Make sure someone gets a hug today and stay safe!
I want to send little messenger birds to your window, but instead of messages, they peck you, and I have an infinite amount of them, and they never stop pecking.
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Your sims house is very decadent for someone who hates the rich.
It’s the sims…
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SLENDER review
Gameplay: Epic, but could be epicer.
I give it 4.5 out of 5 Dashies.
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If we are all made of meat, and the sun is a fire that the earth rotates next to, that makes us all come together to be an enormous rotisserie chicken
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Somebody probably referred to you as “some random” once
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Why do you hate the pig so much??

his house is RIGHT in the middle of the path surrounding my mansion, see
also he’s ugly and a little fucking asshole so i want him dead
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Saying “calm down” has never calmed a person and never will
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Maybe Santa is real but no kid is good enough to receive a gift from him
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