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The “We are the 99%” Tumblr blog became the slogan for the Occupy Wall Street movement.
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Truth is, I’m still that friendless geek from the 90’s and I’m not mad about that one bit. ☺️
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THIS IS HOW A NORMAL MORNING ROUTINE IS USUALLY FOR ME, IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING:
Wake up, brush teeth.
Tell myself I’m a bad bitch.
Smoke a cigarette.
Go back to mirror.
Observe said bad bitch and approve.
Take out dogs.
Scream about them being assholes for not peeing immediately.
Go back inside.
Feed and water said assholes.
Go back in room.
Ignore bed that needs to be made.
Check phone.
Text back simps.
Get stuff ready for the shower.
Go in bathroom and turn on water.
Wash balls and assorted appendages in shower while listening to obnoxiously loud metal music that wakes up my mother.
Come out and get cussed out by Mother Dearest while I brew coffee in the kitchen.
Tell her I love her, grab the now full coffee mug and scurry back into my room.
Get dressed to the thought of naked women.
Get hard while putting on skinny jeans.
Get hurt trying to cram it in.
Think of Oprah Winfrey and hard-on subsides.
Fully dressed finally and I’m feeling productive.
It is now 5:30 AM. Only the gods know what else comes next. It’s always something different. 🤷🏾
Thanks for stopping by.
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