I am half dinosaur half unicorn. #Smile, I do not like fighting and just want everyone to be happy. I love food and being silly! I currently live in Puerto Rico, but plan to move someday. 😊 I have no reason to be mean.
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No one is ever too busy, it’s about priorities.
if someone meant the world to you, you’d always find time (via itcuddles)
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I had to post this whole thread because this is the definition of a wholesome post. 😭😂💕🔑
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He llegado a la edad donde no vivo con el fin de impresionar a nadie. Es más, si alguien desea retirarse de mi vida muy cordialmente lo conduzco a la salida para que no se pierda en el camino.
Ese momento en que tu inteligencia empieza a despertar y comienzas a ignorar a la mayoría de personas.
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Knowing my fat ass if I were Belle I would have tried a hell of a lot harder to eat all those foods during Be Our Guest
I mean look at this shit
Bitch just grabbed a cherry
“Try the grey stuff it’s delicious” Bitch please pass me the fork
This scene is visually stunning, but my drunk ass would have climbed the table for some champagne
Don’t even get me started with the live action version I MEAN LOOK AT THIS
In summary I would basically look like this throughout the song
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The Daily Show, August 18, 2016
Jordan Klepper gets to know Trump supporters
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People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™
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Laugh From Around The World In Messages.
From fb.
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