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One of the best parts of having a toddler in your life that can navigate YouTube is they find some wild shit
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I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
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No offense but I want to fall in love with someone who wants to fall in love with me
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Tumblr when they were removed by Apple from the App Store:
Tumblr “working as quickly as possible to resolve the issue”:
Tumblr on December 18th looking for 60% of their users:
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im going to dismantle this dashboard update board by board
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$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think
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She was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen, and God help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen.
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may 2019 bring you your “i’m doing better than i ever was” moment
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shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010
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