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Made a playlist about how I felt about my abusive ex through the years, ordering it chronologically

That was therapeutic

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There are so many theories about Columbo’s wife not being real (she’s a complete fabrication, she’s secretly his boyfriend, he’s actually talking about a very opinionated cat, etc) and I love all of them but tbh he really gives off major “out of touch but super supportive straight man with a trans wife” vibes.

His wife was one of his guy friends for a while and when she finally came out to him he was like “Oh, wouldja look at that! This is VERY convenient. See, I’ve never been into guys myself. Nothing against fellas who like that, just not my cup of tea. So I’ve been trying to figure out for ages why I want to ask you out on a date. Confusin the heck out of me. Again, nothing against it, just never something I’ve been into before. I was having a whole identity crisis over it, Yknow. But I guess that clears all that up! Whaddaya say to dinner?”

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mom phineas and ferb are throwing a pride parade

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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

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Liberal women stop trying to fix republican men challenge level: dangerous

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Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

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Oh look! It’s Wilford an- oh

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proposed thursday addition for 2020

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the idea that people have romantic attraction to people who aren’t their friends is so weird to me. i dont even know if i like you as like a person why would i want to play boyfriends with you

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small talk enjoyers when the weather is in any way notable:

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Was part of a Gravity Falls stamp rally at doujima so i drew the twins again!

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I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

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this is the best photo anyone has ever taken of another human being

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A comic about breakthroughs in dreams! 🏳️‍⚧️💪

(TW: Religious Trauma)

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A comic about breakthroughs in dreams! 🏳️‍⚧️💪

(TW: Religious Trauma)

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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

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