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“Europeans live longer because they eat FRESH FOOD!!!!” Bitch, they live on cigarettes. They live longer because they have universal healthcare. I’m convinced America is obsessed with inventing things that are killing us so you don’t have to face the actual problems.
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I should be able to temporarily give control of my body over to an extrovert that can get me into fun social situations before putting me back in control so i dont have to deal with the whole social anxiety panic lead up to a fun thing
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apparently someone in Edinburgh has been updating the street signs for pride
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I love tumblr tags so much. Like okay here’s the main post and here’s my little secret thoughts and addendums for the besties
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Be honest, are you a bad person in any kind of way? I've been finding out about gross stuff that a bunch of blogs I really liked did and I feel icky :(
yeah in most ways. Good luck out there
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been watching livestreams of US news channels lately and
1) they have a LOT of commercial breaks
2) i didn’t realize that ads for medicine were actually like this
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when morning bad but warsaw trams smile devilishly at you
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destinies and warframes sketch busts
in order for catgirltechnica and LonestarLesbean on twitter, and last two 2 for @artofanodyne!
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Just jerked my shit during lunch break 😊
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don't come to me for predictions on developing technologies. the first time i heard about browser tabs i went "that seems redundant, aren't windows enough?" literally just never listen to me
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I should run for president so the media can find my tumblr posts and show them to america
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