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Mf how much is it??

I'm so distraught I won't be able to afford Malevolent Patreon subscription next month. I love my weekly episodes. I love hearing my blorbos constantly traumatized. I love hearing the weekly marriage counseling sessions.

What will I be without these

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Unrelated to that last post totally

WHWRE THE FUCK DO I GET BOXES??????????? HELP?????????? CARDBOARD BOX???????? WHERE????????

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I feel like I should be allowed to own like 50 things at a time (probably not including like- undergarments and food) cause everything is just so hard to clean and keep neat and keep track of

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Spilled hot water on my hand at work and went crying (nearly) to our head chef like she’s my mom

Got a mustard covered hand now

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No its not

I just took the HARDEST nap

Where am I?

What am I?

Am I?

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This bitch really posted this at 1am

That wasnt a nap that was a fucked up sleep my guy

I just took the HARDEST nap

Where am I?

What am I?

Am I?

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Look at him look at him look at him look look look at him gods he’s so pretty

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“I do not see-“

“You do not see!-“ rips glasses off face, shatters them “put them on.” Akskfjehfhhshfha

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My friend is playing Potion Craft while I listen to this one, so I get that happy little jingle in the background.

Lets eat an elephant

Its canyon time

For some reason

With all going on, John said “ice” and I went ????? The people?????

Cant get a look inside the creepy cavern on the edge of a cliff, gonna throw rocks at it :)

Feels like a life threatening version of getting blindfolded in PE and told to listen to directions from a guy you hate for an exercise

“Ive learned enough :) lets leave :)”

Me too Arthur

Nestnestnestnestnestnestnest

^ I knew it

Hi BUDdy

What is the exact point and to what extent does Arthur not feel John’s left hand??

“I’m sick of this fucking sand already!” Me after five minutes at the beach

Hello follower :)

Hello friends

Arthur don’t touch the nothing

S a n d y s a n d

New clothes time! Yippeeeee

John sounds so greedy-toddler when he sees that letter

Henry, Frank, Emily and Antoine

Emily is the missing girl - Henry being her father

Antoine the cult leader-

Find Frank time! Soon-

Nap time now. Bed. :) sleeb

Nvm existential crisis time no sleeb yet

HELLO JUMPSCARE

acast

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The girls are fightiiinggg

But honestly communicating really well for what just almost happened

John is learning how to person ig lmao

“Let him try” yessss protective boyfriendddd

Bloody knife bloody knife drip drip drop

S t a r s

The woods are lonely…

The woods are lonely, arthur… they don’t want to suffer alone.

This too shall pass.

What-

Hey @markalwants-cheese Harls, whats on that lighter I got you again?

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Post notifications :)

I want zer attention but theyre scrolling reels rn and im too scared to ask:(

(Zes gonna see this in their notifications)(top tier stealth on my part)

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Starting part 13 at work

Yapping will be lackluster

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Much appreciated omniscient cheese wizard

I need a friendship robot to tell me I’m objectively doing friendship right/wrong how the fuck do I talk to people how do I respond correctly

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I’m having so much fun dude this is wonderful

I like making the nonsense tumblr posts too lol

Hello Arthur in a mirror jumpscare

Hi Dr Jeff mr psych hospital man

Why is Kellin old as fuck

K i n g i n y e l l o w

Ig

I don’t know who the duck that is

What kind of god would offer pain, Kellin?

A basement of what, Kellin?

Where can I find answers, Kellin?

Truly see yourself, framed in gold.

“Shall we?” “You first.”

To the keenest form of fascination.

A S E S

N W R

Weird little swarmy fishies ^^

Hi cuties

Don’t flail Arthur, be careful :)

Wormy babies ^^

🕯️

We need to get to the s h o r e

Om

Nom

Chomp

You’re fine, it’s over.

Yes, it’s… it’s over.

Anyone else have a strange concern and care for corpses? I’ll save that for a different post

I see his death … he is dreaming

The city of d e m

r a s

I need to chill on the yapping this post is getting long

They’re watching you Arthur

John… The King in Yellow

Who are you?

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…haven’t.

adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting