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Very important question xay-

Wildchip shipper?

i like to think they made out at least once

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I finally made some decent looking Sour Butter sprites! this is probably the first batch that i'll make for them as I intend to make more for later :3

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the thought of mischievous dark choco tickles my brain. it would kind of fit his character because he was in the CoD, where he had to do mischievous stuff ig.

he is a lil trickster, and we love him for it <33 /silly

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hey guys I did the thing @possesseddarkcacao :33

would anyone be interested in an ask blog for my possessed! Dark Cacao au

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OKAY HEAR ME OUT

BERSERK CACAO IS A MANIFESTATION OF HIS TRUE (POSSIBLY BEAST COOKIE) POWER TRIGGERED BY HIS ANGUISH, GRIEF AND RAGE :D

oh how we love Dark Cacao *proceeds to make him suffer the horrors* /silly

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possessed cacao possessed cacao possessed cacao pos-

he is here. @possesseddarkcacao

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would anyone be interested in an ask blog for my possessed! Dark Cacao au

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"if you listen to me, you can have all that you could ever desire...." "...."

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they're are two types of reactions to seeing a character that rarely smiles smile, 1. awwwh, the silly! the skrinkidoodle!!

and 2. jesus fucking christ don't do that ever again please

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you what's up with this fucked up cat dawg

damn! the fuck you looking crazy for!!

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they just like holding each other, it's comforting<33

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why are you a loser you seem pretty cool to me

Its bc I'm a pathetic BOYFAILURE who can't do ANYTHING right /j /silly

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haha, shorty, haha shorty pants- (Sour Butter is 5'9, Dark Choco is just fucking humungous- /silly)

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DARK CHOCO LOOKS LIKE A PATHETIC WET CAT I LOVE IT

guys guys Stormbringer Cookie stumbling upon Dark Choco and being like "oh hey you're Dark Cacao's kid", and then just takes him like "your my kid now actually🥰🥰" and Dark Choco the whole time is like "?????" (+bonus Dark Cacao going "I miss my son, I miss him so much :(" and Stormbringer just like "TEEHEE I HAVE A KID NOW TEEHEE :3")

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"it's me Dark Cacao, the PS5." /ref

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HE'S FREE!! wait- OH SHIT DARK CHOCO RUN RUN HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU DARK CHOCO-

Mystic Flour essentially warps Dark Cacao's morality and judgement, essentially reducing him to like he was back in "Snow on the Black Wall", she's like "ooohhh the only way to keep your kingdom safe is to isolate it from the rest of the world ooooohhh-", also if Dark Cacao and Dark Choco reunite, Mystic Flour would use his past with his son against him like "you want to keep him safe, right? you don't want to fail him again like you did before... do you..?" and bing bong ding dong Dark Choco gets locked up for his own "safety" and it's like "father please let me out" "no son it's not safe" ":(" *insert bwomp sound effect*

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I did it ahaha :3 @askmonarchmariposa

what if I made yet another crk ask blog for Monarch Mariposa Cookie and Poodle Moth Cookie lmao hahah jk... unless?? /silly