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How to Floss with David, Aidan, and Emmy (from Netflix’s TikTok)

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Oh to be Allison Hargreeves

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Y’all. I love you but Raymond is RIGHT THERE

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bonsoir

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It’s super effective!

Bonus:

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Klaus looks squishy lol

From @garcia-flynn-deserved-better

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can you imagine living in 1963 Dallas and you're just minding your own business, probably on the way to do errands when you find the largest human being you've ever seen in your entire life being yelled at by a child in a fancy school uniform, and said child just blurts out I'M THE DADDY HERE with all the conviction in his tiny body, and later on, just when you think things can't get any weirder, you find out on the news that the man is a suspected terrorist/kidnapper/killer with four other accomplices and the child is apparently their hostage, i mean really what a wILD DAY

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Just your average day with the umbrella academy

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Emma: How do I make a date more romantic?

Paul: I don’t know, be more mysterious...?

(Next day)

Paul: where are we going

Emma: none of your fucking business that’s where

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Hargreeves Siblings + text post meme

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season 2, colorized, 2020

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would you fuck your clone: umbrella academy edition.

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Hey I have a fic rec for y'all. A series called on some days, in some ways by prrfaith. Part one is a oneshot about Klaus and Vanya coming to lean on each other after Five's disappearance, and how they wind up saving each other (and dragging Diego and Ben along with them).

Part two is a completed multi-chapter family bonanza, that starts just after Reggie's death and goes from there. Vanya, klaus, diego, Ben, and Eudora are a relatively functional family by now; Allison and Luther have some assumptions to unassume and some behaviours to unlearn, but they get there; five had a slightly different experience in the future and also is still actually thirteen; reginald has more than one secret; grace has feelings; pogo has regrets; and there's a whole lot of sibling bonding and healing all-round.

Its GREAT. I just binge-read the whole thing. Its funny and touching and different to canon in some really interesting ways and also has other elements that aren't officially canon but which made me go, "you know what? I can so see that being an Actual Thing."

If you're looking for some Hargreeves siblings goodness, then you will enjoy the heck out of this fic.

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Partay time

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Ray Chestnut deserves all the awards in the world for not freaking out over his wife's bat shit crazy family

The poor man was stunned that her brothers were white.

Then they also had powers.

Then his wife and her brother act so non cholant about a literal murder.

After 5, he is the one who had the worst two weeks ever.

This blog is now a Ray Chestnut Stan blog. Because damn. The respect to keep calm when all you want to do is scream is admirable