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my cock is telling me to be evil again

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I need a tdick in my mouth I need a tdick in my mouth why is there no tdick in my mouth please I need a tdick in my mouth

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I had a vision and this suddenly happened so enjoy ig

[xcadaverdogx]

1, 3, 9, 48, 60, 62, 66, 71, 78, 82, 87, 89 :3

1. yes

3. yes

9. yes, but being nervous is too

48. sometimes, depends on the song

60. i have "house sandals"

62. usually just my undies

66. Cheeto puffs (esp white cheddar)

71. yes, i can touch my nose with it too XD

78. alive, SOAD dead, type-o-negative

82. frosted sugar cookies

87. yes, one of those "guess how many of this thing are in the jar" ones, i just used math XD

89. i like them both equally!

(btw, if you're gonna do this again please specify which post you're asking about, I'm not very bright XD)

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For @xcadaverdogx X3 <333333

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You did such an amazing job boyfieeee<333

Cw suggestive art, full will be posted to twitter soon!!! :3

Salt and Peps belong to me & my boyfriend @xcadaverdogx !! <333

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I was inspired

jack could've made it higher on my tier list, but alas he's a cop and that's a huge turn off for me

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every time strade gets twinkified in fan art an angel loses its wings. where are his love handles !!!! his moobs !?!? his beer belly !?!?!! give them back to him !!!!!!

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y’all mind if i *sprints directly into the forest and no one ever hears from me ever again*

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leaves this on ur doorstep rings the doorbell and runs away

[I swallowed.] MC: ...Chat. Fox: Haha! That's right sweetheart! ^W^ Chat! Fox: They've been watching you, this whole time. [I looked at the bleeding divot in my arm.] [Something at the back of my mind was screaming.] Fox: They *love* watching you bleed. Fox: They love watching you *fall apart.* Fox: All your hopes and dreams... Fox: All the memories... Fox: An *entire life* spilling out on the floor. *heavy breathing* Fox: Some of them are probably masturbating right now, did you know that? [Something was dripping from my chin. I didn't know if it was blood or tears.] [I was shaking.] Fox: They can all see you. [I heard a faint click and the shuffling of him removing his mask.] [I shivered as his lips touched my ear.] Fox: *But only [I] can [smell] you.* [No mask.] [The screaming inside me was scratching at me, trying to escape.]

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16, 19, 21, 26, 44, 39

16. I'll love you if you love me back and prove it to me. Just saying "I love you" means nothing, it's your actions that matter.

19. It's a disorder✨

21. My ability to not give a shit, people put a lot of importance in things that don't really matter and cause themselves a lot of unnecessary pain.

26. My biggest pet peeve is people making empty promises, just don't promise if you know you won't go through with it?

44. I've eaten over 20 different kinds of animals, including insects.

39. Blue moon

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Need Strade to appear out of thin air and propose to me with that collar, saying some shit like “will you be my captive, liebling?” and then I’m like “YES I WILL!!” then I get it crammed onto my neck and dragged away to the basement and I never have to deal with anything ever again

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predatory development & leasing practices coupled with stagnating wages have led to a preponderance of studio & 1br apartments that's rapidly destroying the realworld dark kink sexual market out here. it's gotten to the point where "i want you to put me in your basement/shed" is essentially the same thing as saying "i want you to fly me to monaco in your private jet." where is she even supposed to keep me tied up? the 4'x5' balcony? the open-floor-plan combination living room and kitchen? Enough.

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Wanna be nosy? Here's your chance.

0: Height 1: Virgin? 2: Shoe size 3: Do you smoke? 4: Do you drink? 5: Do you take drugs? 6: Age you get mistaken for 7: Have tattoos? 8: Want any tattoos? 9: Got any piercings? 10: Want any piercings? 11: Best friend? 12: Relationship status 13: Biggest turn ons 14: Biggest turn offs 15: Favorite movie 16: I’ll love you if 17: Someone you miss 18: Most traumatic experience 19: A fact about your personality 20: What I hate most about myself 21: What I love most about myself 22: What I want to be when I get older 23: My relationship with my sibling(s) 24: My relationship with my parent(s) 25: My idea of a perfect date 26: My biggest pet peeves 27: A description of the girl/boy I like 28: A description of the person I dislike the most 29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend 30: What I hate the most about work/school 31: What your last text message says 32: What words upset me the most 33: What words make me feel the best about myself 34: What I find attractive in women 35: What I find attractive in men 36: Where I would like to live 37: One of my insecurities 38: My childhood career choice 39: My favorite ice cream flavor 40: Who wish I could be 41: Where I want to be right now 42: The last thing I ate 43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately 44: A random fact about anything

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The correct assumption

*Gasp* cute creator wow :0

a bold assumption :3