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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

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i am a vegetable medley and god is sautéing me on medium high heat 

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me leaving my bare ass out when i go to sleep and leaving my door open to the outside

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dragon

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I found another baby cicada 😭

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If you wanna be my lover, you’ve gotta get with my

8 other personalities that live in my head who have varying ages, sexualities and likes/dislikes, good luck lol

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Happy Halloween!! Eat lots of candy and stuff!!!

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me: *finishes listening to a good song for the 6th time* ohh man that was great…

a small part of my brain: please end it………im begging you

me, hovering over the loop button:

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I like to think of it as dates with my couch. o v o 

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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

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I have a terrible joke, and I must share it.

So a frog goes in for a loan. He hops up to the desk of Patricia Whack, one of the bank employees, and says, “I want to borrow $500,000.” Patricia says, “Well that’s a lot.” Frog says, “It’s okay, my dad’s Mick Jagger.” “That’s nice,” Patricia answers, “but if you want to borrow that much, the bank needs some kind of collateral.” So the frog takes a ceramic pig out of its little bag and sets it on Patricia’s desk (he looks very smug at this point). He says, “I think this ought to take care of that.” “Uh, let me check with my boss.” So Patricia takes the ceramic pig and goes back to her boss’s office and explains the situation. “And what the hell even is this?” she concludes, pointing to the ceramic pig.

Her boss says, “It’s a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”

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Magic  level 99999

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a dragonite I painted like half a year ago