the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
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sorry for acting batshit crazy I was feeling a little unwanted
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i am fine on my own but where is the love of my life
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day 8!
entrapta! (she ra)
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how are you a lesbian but he him
please... the pronouns is all i have left of my father
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ok well im going to build a good future for myself whether i like it or not
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based on the text post......
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"we need more toxic doomed yuri!!!" you guys couldnt even handle catradora
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