xenomeowph - Tumblr blog

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Welcome. Welcome to Tumblr.

You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining social networking websites. I thought so much of Tumblr that I elected to establish my Administration here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by Our Benefactors. I have been proud to call Tumblr my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown, welcome to Tumblr. It’s safer here.

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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

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I was born at a very young age.  I’ve been alive for as long as i can remember, and I hope to continue living until I die.

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this was a hit tweet on bird app so might as well post it here too

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LMAO

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oh, thats zionist propaganda in my knuckles the echidna show

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U.S. Counties where the African American population is 25% or more

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The tumblr app got bugged and I legit thought this was all straight faced nonverbal shitposting

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The only time I’ve ever saluted someone on instinct was when Vinny was playing mgs4 and he found out if you shook the controller while calling rose her boobs would shake and he immediately called otacon and you could physically hear him shaking the controller and asking “why aren’t his tits moving ”

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“I’ll keep wishing for a world where you’ll be happy”

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Splatoon : Salmon Run dream i had

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lust