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giuseppe stromboli and the briefcase of meatballs is going to be one of those things that i remember out of nowhere when im in a supermarket and i just look like a freak trying not to laugh in public

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Ghost train

Running down the dead rails on an abandoned trestle bridge, somewhere in the Pacific Northwest Gothic region of this deeply haunted country…

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Press play to hear tiger cubs “chuffing”, a friendly noise made by blowing air out their nostrils to greet one another and humans. (via jacobfeder_)

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It's so fun and cool and sexy to think about how major corporations would completely dissolve like sugar cubes in hot water if we just didn't go to work

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me🔫irl

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If you wouldn’t fuck a vampire you’re a liar and a bitch

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𝐓𝐨 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞, 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐌𝐫.𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐬:

𝖲𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝖬𝗋.𝖱𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗂𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝖽𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗇 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗐𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗌

𝖮𝗋 𝗅𝗎𝗋𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗇𝖽 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖿𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗁 𝖻𝖺𝗍𝖼𝗁 𝗈𝖿 𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗇𝖽𝗋𝗒

𝖧𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝗌𝗇`𝗍 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝗎𝗉 𝗒𝖾𝗍? 𝖶𝖾𝗅𝗅, 𝗆𝖺𝗒𝖻𝖾 𝗁𝖾‘𝗌 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺 27 𝗒𝖾𝖺𝗋 𝗅𝗈𝗇𝗀 𝗇𝖺𝗉

𝖬𝖺𝗒𝖻𝖾 𝗁𝖾‘𝗌 𝗐𝖺𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗂𝗇 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖽𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗆𝗌

𝖮𝗋 𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝖻𝖾 𝗁𝗂𝖽𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗇 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗌𝖾, 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝗎𝗋𝗉𝗋𝗂𝗌𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎

𝖯𝗋𝗈𝖻𝖺𝖻𝗅𝗒 𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝖺 𝖻𝗈𝖽𝗒 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗌𝖿𝖾𝗋 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗒𝗈𝗎

𝖥𝗈𝗋 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗐𝖾 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐, 𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝖻𝖾 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝖺 𝗉𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝖺𝗐𝖺𝗒

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Posting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.

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Sharks will now help us EAT THE RICH

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By Skeor

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SILENT HILL (2006) dir. Christophe Gans

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The Slender Man in the style of a Zdzisław Beksiński painting.

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Joan Jett in Hollywood, 1977, by Brad Elterman via his Instagram