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paigge birhtday update !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no 1 remenbered my birthday :( evey 1 hates paigeg............. :(

hey girliieiieees its paaaaiige soo lkke uummmm my brithdya is like nextg month or whateverr so heres my birthdyay list of things i wannt for my birthday u don't have to get them if u dont want its whagever...............

a bunchb of little bottles for potionsn annd elixirs and poisons and tonics ✨✨✨✨✨

tooooooyyyyyyyysssssss i want hthe lego dnd set annddd everyy starscream toy evevr✨✨✨✨✨

some cute brcaceleeettttsssss and maybe a necklaaccee wihthlike litlte green or blue gems and stuff ✨✨✨✨✨✨

Heckler & Koch USP Compact (9mm)

new plushhiiiiiiees thuey can be any animall & i wnant some pokemon ones too i wannnt a clodsire one or a zorua one or thhe life size gardevoir one NOT FOR ANY WEIRD REASONS !!!!!!!!! !! I LIKE GARDEVOIR AN I WANNA HAVE A GARDEVOIR FRIEND FOR TEA PARTIES AND READINNG STORIES TOGETEHR. OKAY. and i alsoooo want a treeecko one ✨✨✨✨✨✨

unmmmmmmm so yea thags my birthday list so far...........i mkght add more stuff latwr i dunno :)✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

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ur not rly my friend if ur not always asking for my nudes

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traded my v card for pokemon card

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hey girliieiieees its paaaaiige soo lkke uummmm my brithdya is like nextg month or whateverr so heres my birthdyay list of things i wannt for my birthday u don't have to get them if u dont want its whagever...............

a bunchb of little bottles for potionsn annd elixirs and poisons and tonics ✨✨✨✨✨

tooooooyyyyyyyysssssss i want hthe lego dnd set annddd everyy starscream toy evevr✨✨✨✨✨

some cute brcaceleeettttsssss and maybe a necklaaccee wihthlike litlte green or blue gems and stuff ✨✨✨✨✨✨

Heckler & Koch USP Compact (9mm)

new plushhiiiiiiees thuey can be any animall & i wnant some pokemon ones too i wannnt a clodsire one or a zorua one or thhe life size gardevoir one NOT FOR ANY WEIRD REASONS !!!!!!!!! !! I LIKE GARDEVOIR AN I WANNA HAVE A GARDEVOIR FRIEND FOR TEA PARTIES AND READINNG STORIES TOGETEHR. OKAY. and i alsoooo want a treeecko one ✨✨✨✨✨✨

unmmmmmmm so yea thags my birthday list so far...........i mkght add more stuff latwr i dunno :)✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

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ok girilies paige xneoscales here with some more cool fact's and tips andstuff !!!n !!!!!!!!!!!! today im gonna tell u abiout some cute and awsome accessories you can wear !!!!! these will make you look so cute and awesome and cool and make yiu feel confidennt and pretty and whatgever !!!! ✨✨✨i wont talk about thrjow up this time i promise

one !!!!!!!! bandaids !! 🩹🩹🩹🩹✨✨✨ did u know yiu dont have to be hurt to put bandaids on ? its true !!! ! u can just stick themn on whenever ! theyre like stickers ! and they haave a lot of variety like theres hello kitty ines and stuff and tjeyre oh so cute !! u can go for so many looks with them.....clumsy goofball...rambunctious twerp...damagegd goods....theyr aweosme !!!!!✨✨✨✨peel thnm off it hurts

two !!!! pacifiers !!✨✨✨ they ar eso super duper cute and make suchh a silly noise when u suck on thnem and u can chew on them and u get to look so cute and small !! ✨✨✨✨✨andn u cant talk when u have one

thhree !!!!!!!!! armpit hair !!! you can grow it urself did u know that ? all u hve to do is not shave ur armpits ! it is sos sososo easy ! and it looks so cool annd stuff !!!!✨✨✨ & dont take ashower so ur armpits can get smelly

four !!!!! cigarette 🚬 !!! ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ u dont even have to inhale the smokke !!! u can just hold it andn look cool !!!!✨✨✨✨and put it oout on ur favroite girls skin ahahhah im ur favorite girl right u siad i was ur favorite ahahhha righht pleass can i be ur favoitt pleasepleaseoleaseplease

ok girls !! thats four cool and cute and aawesome accessories u can spice up ur look with !!!!!!!! i hope u like them !!!!!! ✨✨✨✨✨✨🤮✨✨✨✨

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mom said im not allwoed to post abouut puke anymore sorryhyyyyy :(

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why is my name paige ? wlel lemme tell yya !!! !

P - puke

A - agere

I - incest

G - gguro

E - even floooww somehtjing sometthing butterfliieis

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thhrew up on my squirtle plsuhie call that shit pukemon

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hi girlies its paige xenoscalles here again !!!!!! today im goanna...............:::um...:..i dunno my tumny hurts.........ur gonna have to come up with theh cool aaewsome happy life tips today..iuoiuggh.............✨

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i rmembered thing four its put a pacifier in ur mouth did u know u can do that ? yup !!! thats a good trick to lookiing & feeling so cute andepic !!! ✨✨✨more coming soon !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok girls its time for some more paige xenoscales happy life tips !!!✨✨!!✨today my gonna tell u FIVE awesome things u can do to feel so awesoem and cool and condifent and creative and epic and stuff !!!ok here we goo

one !!!! a cool thjng u can do to feel so awsome is to take naked pictures of urself with ur nintendo dsi or 3ds camera !!! u can use the front or back camera but the front camera is easier !n this one is good for ur ✨confidense !✨✨✨✨

two !!! draw on ur walls ! no one can stop u if u ahve ur own room did u know that ? u can draw all kinds of things like weewees and bugs and houses and cats and princesses and urslelf and guro and all kinds of things !!! this is great for showign off ur ✨creativituy !!✨

thre !!!!! puke

four !!!!!!!! u can.um......,i forgot whhat i was gonna say..,.um..........hey um u didnt actually puke did u...why didnt u tell me u were gonna i told u next time u threw up i wnated to watch why didnt u tell me do u hate me now or somethiing

fiiive !!! plushie tea parrtyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!!!!!!✨✨✨✨✨✨✨👁️✨✨✨ yayayahuay !! u can throw a tea party with all ur favorite plushies like dolpphin plushie and elepthant plushie and piplup plsuhie and all ur other favorite or most hated plushies ! and u can take shortcuts and substitutes ok ? u dont hav eto use real teacups or sit at a real table or drink real tea or eat real snacks or take a bath before ok ? but BE WARNED !!!! this will put ur confisence and creativity and epicness and coolness and stuff to the test !! u have to itneract with ppl for this one.......ur plushies are alive and they will judge u......especiallyy dolphin plushie cuz she saw u touch urself to that video of a car beingn torn apart by a big claw thing for scrap now she thinks ur a freak.................

✨✨ok girlies !!! thats FIVE epic and cool thingns u can do to have fun and feel epic !!! i hope u like them andnhave fun with them !!!!!!!'✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ but i wont post any more if u dont care im sorry i got mad abt the throw up thing i just like told u so many times i wanted dto watch and u said u wld tell me and i was rly excited i was rly looking forward to it it rly hurt my feelings that u didnt tlel me

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ok girls its time for some more paige xenoscales happy life tips !!!✨✨!!✨today my gonna tell u FIVE awesome things u can do to feel so awesoem and cool and condifent and creative and epic and stuff !!!ok here we goo

one !!!! a cool thjng u can do to feel so awsome is to take naked pictures of urself with ur nintendo dsi or 3ds camera !!! u can use the front or back camera but the front camera is easier !n this one is good for ur ✨confidense !✨✨✨✨

two !!! draw on ur walls ! no one can stop u if u ahve ur own room did u know that ? u can draw all kinds of things like weewees and bugs and houses and cats and princesses and urslelf and guro and all kinds of things !!! this is great for showign off ur ✨creativituy !!✨

thre !!!!! puke

four !!!!!!!! u can.um......,i forgot whhat i was gonna say..,.um..........hey um u didnt actually puke did u...why didnt u tell me u were gonna i told u next time u threw up i wnated to watch why didnt u tell me do u hate me now or somethiing

fiiive !!! plushie tea parrtyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!!!!!!✨✨✨✨✨✨✨👁️✨✨✨ yayayahuay !! u can throw a tea party with all ur favorite plushies like dolpphin plushie and elepthant plushie and piplup plsuhie and all ur other favorite or most hated plushies ! and u can take shortcuts and substitutes ok ? u dont hav eto use real teacups or sit at a real table or drink real tea or eat real snacks or take a bath before ok ? but BE WARNED !!!! this will put ur confisence and creativity and epicness and coolness and stuff to the test !! u have to itneract with ppl for this one.......ur plushies are alive and they will judge u......especiallyy dolphin plushie cuz she saw u touch urself to that video of a car beingn torn apart by a big claw thing for scrap now she thinks ur a freak.................

✨✨ok girlies !!! thats FIVE epic and cool thingns u can do to have fun and feel epic !!! i hope u like them andnhave fun with them !!!!!!!'✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ but i wont post any more if u dont care im sorry i got mad abt the throw up thing i just like told u so many times i wanted dto watch and u said u wld tell me and i was rly excited i was rly looking forward to it it rly hurt my feelings that u didnt tlel me

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ok everyone this is the paige xenoscales guide to imrpoving your life quick and easy !!! it is so simple and easy that a baby could do it !!! ok here we go

step one !!! remove all of the men in your life like just get rid of them stop talking to them no he is not like other guys yes it is all men none of them are good

step two !!! did you know you can stop being an adult ? that is step two you stop being an adult it is so easy you just hav e to think about what age you are suppposed to be and then you become it that is all there is to it but if you wanna make your life better you gotta turn into a kid again that is just how it worksk

step three !!! throw up at least once

step four !!! eat something or don't or do and then throw up this can be paired with step three ok ? it is so easy !! you can eat anything and however much or little of it as you want !

step five !!! pick any number of fantasies to enrgoss yourself in and replace boring old stupid real life with for example you could be a fairy princess or a space princess or a pricness that everyone likes or a mermaid princess it is so fun fun fun !!!

step six (optional) !!! you don't have to do this one but you can if you want to !!! kill your self

and that is paige xenoscales guide to a mostly happy and improvved life ! it helped me and it can maybe help you too or not !