xenosuchus

[xenosuchus]

sorry for being so submissive that it gives you the mindset of a feral predator desperate to fuck and hurt me but like.. someone’s gotta do it yknow

[xenosuchus]

Heyyy puppy :) come here. Yeah, sit down. Oh good job, you got on your knees without me even telling you to. I have something special for you..! It's a collar with your name on it. Now I know you have a lot (because I love spoiling my puppy), but this one is really, really nice. Look.

..no, well. I know it's not what you were expecting. But I mean, your name is basically puppy now, isn't it? Puppy, mutt, pet. Same thing. I don't know the last time I used that...human name of yours. Do you even remember what it is?

Yeah, that's what I thought. So let me put it on. It locks so snugly around your neck, puppy. It's perfect for you. And--well, it didn't come with a key. Which means you get to be my puppy forever! Isn't that nice?

[xenosuchus]

new source of gender envy

[xenosuchus]

If not puppy, why puppy thoughts?

I just wanna chew on things and wag my tail ૮◞‸◟𑁬

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