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A Scorpia sketch for one of my Patreon patrons. Loved drawing this one!

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this is genius!!!!

performer: @abby_seim 

video source:  @josey__terry

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“My rescue cat allows me to help him groom”

(Source)

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Moments Before the New Year!! 🎉

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SO I GOT THE SKELETON OUTFIT IN SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY AND-

Yeah…

I guess I hit my funny bone a little too hard there…

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Who’s that hiding under the sheets?

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How to play warlock lite (Via)

(swimsphinx)

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Classic Hollywood Bloopers

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ok wait

Les Mis where everything is the same except Fantine is played by Kermit the Frog. 

But there’s no other muppets. So like you watch the show because you’re not sure this is real, but no! You see Kermit the Frog sell his hair and his body to help his young impoverished daughter. And after Fantine dies, the show goes back to normal and proceeds as usual. And the show is long that you question whether that actually happened by the time it gets to bring him home. And you decide that couldn’t possibly have happened. But right as Jean Valjean is dying, and the audience is sobbing, you hear a familiar voice: TAKE MY HAND-

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Elliot

Time Elapse: 6 Hours

Literally dropped everything when I saw this pose from twitter to draw this because, omygod? They look so cool?? I love them?

Anyways don’t know about you but I got serious anime/movie poster vibes from this and I think it shows a tiny bit haha @thejoanglebook @thatsthat24

Original Image

Speedpaint 

Commission Info

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GameCube start screen montage.

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she kilt him

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Why do you like sharks?

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Cheating on a final exam.

This is not recent as this happened freshman year but in one of my classes, the student (who I don’t even know cause professor moved some of us around) sitting next to me was copying every single answer I would write down, like I just saw him staring at my scantron sheet and filling in right after I did. (Was in the back row)

So the professor gave out different test versions but the only thing different about the two tests was the color. Questions and order were the same and so were the answers. I guess the professor was just lazy and was hoping people would trust her word (like half a minute into distribution, everyone found out and whispered). Anyway, I decided to mark all the wrong answers on the scantron while making notes for myself of the right answer on the actual exam. And he took the bait.

Some questions were so easy and should of given him a hint that either im a complete retard or something’s up but I don’t think he even read the questions. After I finished, he instantly got up, handed in the failed test and I went to ask for a new scantron so that mine would not be messy from erasing. (source)

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Unfuck tomorrow morning

Wash the dishes in your sink

Get your outfit for tomorrow together, including accessories

Set up coffee/tea/breakfast

Make your lunch

Put your keys somewhere obvious

Wash your face and brush your teeth

Take your medication/set out your meds for the morning

Charge your electronics

Pour a little cleaner in the toilet bowl (if you don’t have pets or children or sleepwalking adults)

Set your alarm

Go to bed at a reasonable hour

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