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I think of this twitter interaction at least 6 times a day. do you remember how we used to run?

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using ai to write your papers is so embarrassing stop being a pussy and just dont turn anything in if you dont want to do the work... have strength in your convictions

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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

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sory i bought polymer clay earings from uour wifes etsy store and cast one of her thumprints and used it to access your family safe and i stole your comically large bagof money with dolar signs painted on it

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i think motor oil gerard needs more love !!

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people are way too comfortable being dismissive of children and teenagers. if a toddler comes up to you and starts explaining skibidi toilet lore or if a 13 year old asks you if you want to hear about their mha ocs you have to listen with utmost sincerity or at least pretend to. this is the only way you will get into heaven.

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I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

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merry homestuck eve everyone - dont forget to leave out faygo and gushers for hussie tonight

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I will be saying :3 ^_^ :D while masc I don’t give a fuck

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Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the "G"s