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shoutout my hypothetical weed smoking male girlfriends

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MESMERIZER MOON WALKER!1!1!1!1!1!!1!

There's so many moon walker variants, i have to declare: ALL MOON WALKERS ARE CANON

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MILDRED?????

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Pokemon the anime Was just an extended horse movie metaphor

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ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

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Add realism to your fantasy stories by having characters from different backgrounds struggle to pronounce each others' names.

"My name is [low guttural sound] but I don't want to hear you butcher it. So you may call me She Who Arises With The Cold Mountain Sun."

"...Is that what your name really means? All that in just one word?"

"Yes. If you stress the wrong syllable it comes out as 'She Who Coldly Wakes Up The Mountain Sun', or 'The Cold Woman Who Wakes The Mountain Sun', and you will not call me that."

"Oh, huh. Could we just call you Mountain Sun, for short?"

"Hmh. It's boastful, almost bordering on blasphemy, but it is flattering. I accept it."

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@leave-a-l1ght-on

Guys.... I just realized... If alternative universes exist, there's a universe where i never knew moon walker. AT LEAST ONE VERSION OF ME... COULDN'T KNOW PEAK... SHE STILL WOULD'VE BEEN RELIGIOUS, PROBABLY STILL IN A MOSQUE TRYING TO GASLIGHT HERSELF INTO BELIEVING A GOD EXISTS WHILE SAYING "im not involved with politics!". THAT SCARES ME DEEPLY.... MOON WALKER IS A JOY TO MY LIFE. HE'S THE #1 BEST PERSON IN THIS WORLD.... WDYM.. THERE'S A CHANCE I WOULDVE NEVER MET HIM.... sad....

COME TO THINK OF IT, THERE'S AN ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE WHERE MOON WALKER NEVER EXISTED!

THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD'VE BEEN IN SHAMBLES! MOON WALKER IS PEACE, AND HIM NOT BEING HERE BRINGS CHAOS! WDYM THERE'S A CHANCE HE NEVER WOULDVE EXISTED, AND THERE'S AN ABSOLUTE 100% CHANCE THERE'S TONS OF UNIVERSES WHERE MOON WALKER NEVER EXISTED?! I'M GONNA CRY!!!!

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Reblog to hug prev

Please

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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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if youre a trans guy on his period remember you cant spell menstruation without men

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guess im back to hellaverse posting for today

I FUCKING HATE STOLAS SO MUCH IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. I REFUSE TO WATCH THE WHOLE SHOW BECAUSE I HATE HIM SO UNREASONABLY MUCH I WISH NOTHING BUT THE WORST FOR THAT FUCKASS OWL

AND. I FUCKING HATE STOLITZ SO MUCH ILL ACTUALLY KILL MYSELF IF I NEED TO WATCH THEIR STUPID FUCKING MISCOMMUNICATION AND STOLAS STRAIGHT UP HARASSING BLITZØ

FUCK STOLAS ALL MY BITCHES HATE STOLAS. STUPID FUCKING OWL FAGGOT WHO I HATE

anyways rant done ily all

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guess im back to hellaverse posting for today

I FUCKING HATE STOLAS SO MUCH IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. I REFUSE TO WATCH THE WHOLE SHOW BECAUSE I HATE HIM SO UNREASONABLY MUCH I WISH NOTHING BUT THE WORST FOR THAT FUCKASS OWL

AND. I FUCKING HATE STOLITZ SO MUCH ILL ACTUALLY KILL MYSELF IF I NEED TO WATCH THEIR STUPID FUCKING MISCOMMUNICATION AND STOLAS STRAIGHT UP HARASSING BLITZØ

FUCK STOLAS ALL MY BITCHES HATE STOLAS. STUPID FUCKING OWL FAGGOT WHO I HATE

anyways rant done ily all

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YES YES I AGREE FOREVER!!!!! I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH

guess im back to hellaverse posting for today

I FUCKING HATE STOLAS SO MUCH IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. I REFUSE TO WATCH THE WHOLE SHOW BECAUSE I HATE HIM SO UNREASONABLY MUCH I WISH NOTHING BUT THE WORST FOR THAT FUCKASS OWL

AND. I FUCKING HATE STOLITZ SO MUCH ILL ACTUALLY KILL MYSELF IF I NEED TO WATCH THEIR STUPID FUCKING MISCOMMUNICATION AND STOLAS STRAIGHT UP HARASSING BLITZØ

FUCK STOLAS ALL MY BITCHES HATE STOLAS. STUPID FUCKING OWL FAGGOT WHO I HATE

anyways rant done ily all

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guess im back to hellaverse posting for today

I FUCKING HATE STOLAS SO MUCH IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. I REFUSE TO WATCH THE WHOLE SHOW BECAUSE I HATE HIM SO UNREASONABLY MUCH I WISH NOTHING BUT THE WORST FOR THAT FUCKASS OWL

AND. I FUCKING HATE STOLITZ SO MUCH ILL ACTUALLY KILL MYSELF IF I NEED TO WATCH THEIR STUPID FUCKING MISCOMMUNICATION AND STOLAS STRAIGHT UP HARASSING BLITZØ

FUCK STOLAS ALL MY BITCHES HATE STOLAS. STUPID FUCKING OWL FAGGOT WHO I HATE

anyways rant done ily all