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Here's a question- Do you guys ever fear of old enemies like Dyris the mermaid?

Kimiko: (sighs) Anyway… we are used to being surprised by old enemies. Don't worry, we will always find a way to fight back and stop evil.

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Older Jack would rock button up shirts with mismatching socks smoking something (probably a vape or a candy stick as so to not potentially explode anything....I bet he would have at least 1 robotic finger) very Jinx coded honestly hahaha (from Arcane)

I felt like making a small Jack session today, so I did. 😁

Can't do evil without a proper gloating. ^^

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It's not just you, it was never just you pal!

Idk if it's just me but I have developed a deep crush for Chase Young by hearing his voice Only.

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So accurate it hurts me hahhaha

Chase: *holds open the door for Omi* After you. Omi: No, after you. Chase: I insist, after you. Wuya: *pushes past both of them* After me.

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Jack: I think I pulled a muscle.

Kimiko: You can't pull what you don't have

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He’s taking off his jacket but whatever

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Don’t scroll past this. Kylie Armstrong was diagnosed with breast cancer and these small dimples were the only signs. She posted the image on Facebook so everyone knows that “that breast cancer is not always a detectable lump.” Here’s how Kylie is doing today.

(If you’re not sure how to do a self breast exam, instructions can be found at BreastCancer.org.)

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I would like to add a few more to this list actually:

- God AU! With God of Cultivation! Chase and God of Innovation! Jack

- Nosy Neighbor! Jack and Former army veteran! Chase (extra points if Jack runs to him for every problem and gets the door slammed in his face)

-Medieval AU! Skilled Blacksmith! Jack and Famed Swordsman! Chase

- Cursed Hermit in the Woods! Chase and Young Weak Wizard! Jack (More points awarded if Jack gets caught spying on Chase to see if he is actually cursed and promises to reverse a spell he has never heard of before)

-Frequent Flyer! Chase and Constant Security Risk Frequent Flyer! Jack

- Corrupt Cop! Chase and Naive but promising Criminal! Jack

-Constant Home Improving Billionaire! Chase and Great Speedy Contractor! Jack

AUs I think would rock for Chack bullshit

-bookshop owner! Chase and Coffee Shop worker! Jack (specifically within the same store)

-exorcist! Chase and the ever prevalent ghost magnet! Jack

-Mayor! Chase and the very good at his job, only social media director! Jack

-Pet Store part timer! Jack and longtime regular customer! Chase (he has a lot of cats in a penthouse suite)

- Longtime customer! Chase and Sushi restaurant part timer! JACK (Wuya owns the place)

- Art Student! Jack and Museum Curator! Chase

- CEO! Chase and Tech Support! Jack

- Military Commander! Chase and Weapons Dealer! Jack

- Bodyguard! Chase and Rich Kid! Jack (+10 points if it is a 5 years+ romance as rich kid becomes rich man)

- Judge! Chase and frequent defendant! Jack

- Mafia Boss! Chase and his accountant! Jack (Bonus Points if Chase tries to keep Jack by queer baiting him when Hannibal wants to give him a better offer)

-Hot and distinguished Alien! Chase and Clumsy yet curious scientist! Jack

-Motorcycle gang Leader! Chase and grocery clerk! Jack

-Antique Store Owner! Chase and Next Door Owner of a Tech Shop! Jack

-Auto Shop mechanic with selective skills! Jack and Business man with selective car model! Chase

-Head of City Council! Chase and Too Many Consistent House Violations! Jack

-Business Conglomerate! Chase and Nosy Window Cleaner! Jack

-Zoo Owner! Jack and Cat Exhibit Curator! Chase (bonus points if Jack lets Chase do whatever he wants and gets shit for letting him get away with it)

- Distinguished Model! Chase and Clumsy Set Crew used as a stand in for a woman! Jack

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AUs I think would rock for Chack bullshit

-bookshop owner! Chase and Coffee Shop worker! Jack (specifically within the same store)

-exorcist! Chase and the ever prevalent ghost magnet! Jack

-Mayor! Chase and the very good at his job, only social media director! Jack

-Pet Store part timer! Jack and longtime regular customer! Chase (he has a lot of cats in a penthouse suite)

- Longtime customer! Chase and Sushi restaurant part timer! JACK (Wuya owns the place)

- Art Student! Jack and Museum Curator! Chase

- CEO! Chase and Tech Support! Jack

- Military Commander! Chase and Weapons Dealer! Jack

- Bodyguard! Chase and Rich Kid! Jack (+10 points if it is a 5 years+ romance as rich kid becomes rich man)

- Judge! Chase and frequent defendant! Jack

- Mafia Boss! Chase and his accountant! Jack (Bonus Points if Chase tries to keep Jack by queer baiting him when Hannibal wants to give him a better offer)

-Hot and distinguished Alien! Chase and Clumsy yet curious scientist! Jack

-Motorcycle gang Leader! Chase and grocery clerk! Jack

-Antique Store Owner! Chase and Next Door Owner of a Tech Shop! Jack

-Auto Shop mechanic with selective skills! Jack and Business man with selective car model! Chase

-Head of City Council! Chase and Too Many Consistent House Violations! Jack

-Business Conglomerate! Chase and Nosy Window Cleaner! Jack

-Zoo Owner! Jack and Cat Exhibit Curator! Chase (bonus points if Jack lets Chase do whatever he wants and gets shit for letting him get away with it)

- Distinguished Model! Chase and Clumsy Set Crew used as a stand in for a woman! Jack

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@d13t0rt10n hands down can see that.. but I also can see him trying that and fucking it up by saying the name of the wu and wrecking both his and Kimiko's stuff (leaving Kimiko to try and beat the shit outta Rai because she worked hard on her dip and bow it is painted on the wall. She makes him do the dip while she gives him the stink eye from her phone.

He whines about it but Clay just shrugs and says, "No one blames a human when the pig slips in the slop Rai, you gotta take responsibility."

Omi gets told what Raimundo did and gets appalled and goes on a mini rant about the ancient importance of wu and why they should not be reduced to cutting vegetables (Clay may bring up the fact that Omi used the Third arm sash to sweep dirt off the ground yesterday...but Omi skillfully ignored this comment)

Reblog for more reach? 🥺❤️

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Unlike the jungle cat army entourage, Chase is actually pretty coy about the crows under his command. They're meant for espionage and reconnaissance, so it's better for Chase if he's not publicly known as having an association with crows at all.

And fittingly, he's never actually seen in public with them.

Chase convenes with the crows at his lair. But outside, they're always left to handle themselves alone.

It's not even entirely clear whether most of the other characters are aware Chase commands crows. No one seems to be wary of crows in general or pay them much mind the way they would if they saw a jungle cat prowling.

Wuya's aware, because she lives at Chase's lair (or at least stays there pretty often?), and Chase wanted to use them to bait her into a false sense of security to make her reveal something she wouldn't show directly in front of Chase.

But aside from that, he really only ever let himself be seen using the crows when he needed to have one help him show Omi what was happening during Omi Town.

He even let Omi look into the crow's eyes and see how it could replay anything it witnessed.

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I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THIS WOULD BE SO I CLICKED PLAY AND MY MOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND MY COMPUTER IS ON FULL VOLUME I HATE EVERYONE

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is this anything

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"Why Deadpool Loves His Mask (Hint: It's Not Just for Protection!)"

Ever wondered what Deadpool's real superpower is? Spoiler: It's all in the eyes… or is it? Click the link below for a laugh and some classic Wade Wilson mischief! 😜

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@d13t0rt10n oooh I can see him using sword of the storm but then accidentally having some of the fruit hit someone coming in the room. I would be like a large slice of watermelon too. It hit someone in the mouth and they would sit up with a watermelon smile

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Some heroes don't wear capes....sometimes they post on tumblr.

Chase Young episode appearances

Xiaolin Showdown:

24,25,32,34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,45,50,51,52

Xiaolin Chronicles:

1,2,3,7,8,9,10,12,13,15,17,19

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Solidarity