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tim: i got you a present jason: *eyes narrowing* is it my birthday?? did you kill someone? break something of mine??? are you dying??? tim: no its not anyone's birthd--wait, wouldn't you know if it was your birthday? jason: dude i don't even know what month it is tim: . . . moving on, if I killed someone, YOU would be giving ME a present, and if I broke something of yours I would be fleeing the country rn, not five feet away. jason: true Tim: Jason:

tim: anyway. here. this is a kindle. it's like an entire library on one device. has a lot of free books, but it's hooked up to bruce's account so you can buy whatever the fuck you want and it doesn't matter jason: hmm. *takes the kindle and raises a brow* but the question is, does it smell like a book? what about that, huh? *sniffs kindle* tim: *shit-eating grin* Jason: jason: bro why the fuck does this smell like a book tim: jason: how

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has Tumblr discovered McPentagon yet. it will not leave my brain. I need it to spread

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When you think about it Trump is gyaru

Not in its core

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Out of Touch

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aro culture is not knowing whether to pronounce it aro like arrow or aro like the "ay" sound in ace

oh there's been discussions about this, but it's been a while. merriam-webster dictionary provides three possible pronunciations:

ˈā-(ˌ)rō 

ˈer-(ˌ)ō,

ˈa-(ˌ)rō

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My god can this cricket just get laid already or at least try to get cricket bitches somewhere not right outside my window

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came home and my roommate's plumbob is red am i in trouble

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Just in case!

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compilation

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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

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More detail I never noticed: both of them share a smirk with each other during the "well, he can fly" line. The goofballs

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uhhhh hello tumblr!

first post on here

still not sure how this works

but erm yeah

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If I was in a fanfiction and started coughing up flowers while working at a flower shop (because this is a flower shop au) I would NOT connect my crush on the tattoo artist next door to the flower cough situation. I would freak the fuck out and think the pollen at work was doing some Last of Us shit to me, quit my job and move FAR away. inadvertently my flame for the tattoo artist would fade with distance, solving my hanahaki situation and proving my 'the flowers were trying to turn me into a plant zombie' theory

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NOTHING good about having a period, except, specifically, having a 3-day crash-out where you're convinced your life is over and then realizing your period was overdue the whole time, activating life's perfect escape-hatch named

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