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ever since I was a young lad I knew I wanted to be a middle-aged man with an undone tie around his neck who’s having a crisis so he goes to the bathroom to splash water on his face only to look up at himself in the mirror and wonder at the stranger looking back

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kita who doesn't have time to care for a vegetable garden on top of tending to the farm, but can't bear to waste the plots already made at the farmhouse, and you—the person he "rents" the plots to

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oh to wake up only to find yourself entangled with your husband from an arranged marriage, your legs slotting between his as his own thigh presses dangerously closer, and he keeps grabbing you to hold you closer and closer, his breath against your skin.....

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Choso has always been kind to you, his neighbor. always fed your pets when you were gone for long periods of time, watered your plants, left you home cooked meals he and Yuuji made together when you worked a double.

it’s why you don’t find it odd when he comes over one night with a plate of chocolate chip cookies. he tells you that Yuuji is gone over a friends house for the night, that he bailed on him the moment the cookies were done baking, that he didn’t want them to go to waste.

you don’t comment on how you passed Yuuji in the hallway after returning home two hours ago. nor how the cookies are still hot, as if just being brought freshly from the oven to your countertop. don’t find it suspicious really; you just think that maybe Choso’s lonely, or a bad flirt, and wanted an excuse to hang out with you.

which is partially true. and partially untrue, because he was hoping that the aphrodisiac chocolate that he put in the cookies would encourage you to want to do more than hang out. and it works, with no surprises from him; he did dump the entirety of the chocolate bag into the mix, even though the direction only called for consumers to eat just a small piece to feel something. and you had three cookies.

it hits you faster than he expected. you’re hot suddenly, pawing at the collar of your shirt as you fan yourself. your nipples harden against the fabric, and you can’t hide the tightness of them from Choso’s wandering gaze. your thighs are slippery, your hole clenching and unclenching with every minute that passes, makes your eyes teary.

“You need me to help you?” Choso asks, his voice low, his eyes pleading to take the ache away from you, his hand squeezing your knee in his cold, hard grip. and that’s all you want; relief, blissful, heavenly, heart stopping relief. and he gives you just that.

(he leaves the rest of the cookies with you, and over the course of the next three days, you jump his bones more often than you can count. it doesn’t help that the cookies are divine, and his dick makes you see stars behind your lids.)

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u know what i woke up thinking about? arranged marriage but while he's deeply in love with you, you rationalize everything as doing your duty

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daylight

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the slightly autistic guy with a high sex drive will save u btw

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best friends to lovers — werewolf edition!

important content warnings: 18+ MDNI, monsterfucking, friends to lovers, unestablished mating bond, mutual pining, college/modern AU.

pairing: werewolf!bsf!kiba inuzuka/fem!reader

divider credit: cafekitsune

↳ finding peace in the spontaneous wild (26.2k) — when an accidental encounter with your former childhood best friend leads you to agree to a one-night camping trip consisting of just you two, you discover that there’s more to your friendship than initially meets the eye.

↳ a friend, a mate, and all things in-between (22.8k) — after finding out the truth about the role you supposedly play in kiba’s life, you settle on a compromise of taking things slow and seeing where the wind takes you while you’re at it.

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Bakugo is absolutely the type of man to not only tell you to have higher standards, but to be higher maintenance, too. He wants you to demand more, set your expectations higher and challenge him. He loves you too much to see you settle for anything less than the best.

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i dont think toji ever actually says he likes you. he's says he's too old for that shit. you do most of the heavy lifting about confessions and getting together. toji is mostly along for the ride. and then one day, you wake up next to each other and he mumbles "love ya," into the crown of your head half asleep and laughs a little to himself when he hears you fluster as he goes to shower or whatever. sort of skips all the other steps

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that part of the first pokemon movie when mew is in a bubble underwater. we will never understand that level of peace

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mhm

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landlord sukuna who fucks you every week as payment. sometimes, you'll cum too hard and he'll claim it didn't count because "you enjoyed it too much"

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i do think isagi regularly sends pics of him doing chores or other domestic things with the caption "husband practice 💪"

like. fixing your tires or mowing the lawn or taking care of his cousins kids / his niece. what he considers husband things is random lol

[xingyunist]

best friends to lovers — werewolf edition!

important content warnings: 18+ MDNI, monsterfucking, friends to lovers, unestablished mating bond, mutual pining, college/modern AU.

pairing: werewolf!bsf!kiba inuzuka/fem!reader

divider credit: cafekitsune

↳ finding peace in the spontaneous wild (26.2k) — when an accidental encounter with your former childhood best friend leads you to agree to a one-night camping trip consisting of just you two, you discover that there’s more to your friendship than initially meets the eye.

↳ a friend, a mate, and all things in-between (22.8k) — after finding out the truth about the role you supposedly play in kiba’s life, you settle on a compromise of taking things slow and seeing where the wind takes you while you’re at it.

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you and sae break up and a month or so later you catch a cold. and he drives two hours to pick up soup for you from a restaurant you went on a date on and comes over to take care of you anyway. you think you're dreaming him up when you see him in your kitchen. his expensive coat draped over your shitty old couch, sleeves of turtle neck sweater rolled up to his elbows while he bends over a pot of porridge.

(you're still sore from the break up. of course - it's not a surprise when you need comfort your mind still looks for him.

but you tell yourself there's no way. he has practice. it's the middle of busy season. there's no way he skipped practice to take care of you)

it takes you a little over a day of being taken care of to realize he's really in your apartment. after he so casually wipes the sweat off your sickly skin and suddenly you become self-conscious over his touch. you're too ill to be smart about it so when you're changed and feeling a touch better - you manage to voice your thoughts.

"you're really here," you mumble it as he tucks you back in. "why're you here?"

"sick people shouldn't waste their energy with dumb questions."

"sae-chan," you blink at him. "why?"

he closes his eyes for a long minute before shaking his head. "to take care of you. what other reason?"

"but you-"

"i know. it wasn't because i didn't love you anymore, so shut up and go back to sleep."

you frown. you really can't afford to talk anymore. your throat hurts too much and you're groggy again but it doesn't mean you won't complain. "you're so unfair."

he waits for you to fall asleep before pushing hair away from your forehead, placing a kiss to your skin. "yeah, i know."

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