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HYPOTHETICAL SEXUAL SPECIALTIES WITH EXO BY ADMIN L

Kyungsoo: D.O.'s specialty would be food and sex. Not because he's a cooking umma but because he'd be skilful with the way he'd handle your throbbing lady parts. He'd use hot melted chocolate on your vag or he'd make you suck whipped cream off his willy. And ok idk if you guys have a problem with that but whipped crEAM AND SEMEN YES.

Suho: His specialty would be bondage. I wouldn't be surprised if you walked into his room to find Sehun asleep with one of Suho's blindfolds because he thought it was a sleeping mask omfg. He'd tie you to the bed and crawl all over you naked and you'd have to start getting rough because he won't let you cum and OMGuVbJh.

Chanyeol: Chanyeol's specialty would be talking dirty. He'd hold your body and say shit like "bad girl" and "how hard do you need to be fucked" and "I'm so hard for you baby look" and "let me cum on you" and "baby you're so tight" and yes do you all get the gist because I do and I'm wetter than a rainforest during season IMAGINE THAT IN HIS DEEP VELVETY SORT-OF-NASALLY VOICE HHNGGGNNNNHHGG.

Sehun: Sehun's specialty would be sex standing up. He'd have you against a wall and flicking those hips like I DOnT eVEN KN0w. HE'S A BEAST AT THRUSTING HIS HIPS AND HE'D GET SO MUCH CONTROL WITH SLAMMING HIS HIPS AGAINST YOURS AND YOUR ORGASMS WOULD PROBABLY SEND YOU TO HOSPITAL BECAUSE HE'D HIT THAT SPOT SO FUCKING HARD OMFG.

Baekhyun: Baek's specialty would be fingering god heLP ME. He'd have you a hot blubbering mess before you even got his penis. Plus he'd do it anywhere anytime because he's Baekhyun Byuntae. He'd know your vagina better than you and he doesn't let your lady seed go to waste. If that stuff gets on his face then you watch him lick it off YOU WATCH.

Lay: Lay's specialty would be sex in different places. He'd fuck you on a counter top, in a public bathroom, in an aeroplane, on a playground, at school, in a moving car, on the floor, in the shower - CHALLENGE HIM. He loves him a good fuckin challenge. He's aroused easily and his hips are flexible so he'd be ready to thrust anyhow anyway anywhere.

Kris: Kris' specialty would be different positions. That bitch knows more positions than the fuckin Kama Sutra. You'd wake up in the morning with your ass in the air with Kris taking his sweet precious time to penetrate you and idk I personally feel jealous and a little bit sorry for Kris' sex partner because he's a freak ok.

Chen: Chen's specialty would be being bottom. I'M NOT SAYING ITS BECAUSE HE'S SUPER UKE but because he can werk dem hips. He'd look so good from that angle and from there you could give him the best blow job and just hiS FACIAL EXPRESSIONS and you could do so much to him because sex with Chen is automatically better when you're pleasuring him because the noises he'd produce and the faces he'd make and oRGNFNG.

Luhan: Luhan's specialty would be licking. oh my gOD. He'd lap your body up with that tongue so skilfully and painfully and he wouldn't let you cum until he reached your vag because, y'know, he'd start at your lips and work his way down and he'd rub you all the right ways and flick his tongue everYWHERERE OMFG.

Xiumin: Xiumin's specialty would be his lips. He'd kiss you until you bruised. Everywhere. All over your body. He'd massage your thighs while kissing your stomach and your breasts and he'd trap you between his gorgeous thighs and make you moan and ask you if you like it when he touches you there and omfG EXCUSE ME.

Kai: Kai's specialty would be eating you out. Those lips are a spawn of the devil's and your genital lips would cry and bruise because Kai and his fucking lips. He'd use his tongue just as he would if he were tonguing your mouth and he'd know which places to poke and which places to use his fingers on and how to penetrate with his tongue and how to speak while eating you out and he wouldn't stop until you had no fluids left in you because he loves da fluids.

Tao: Tao's specialty would be making love. He will always be the best at making love and that is la finale. He'd thrust slowly and sensually - always on top in missionary - and he'd kiss romantically and ask if you're okay and he'd play with your hair and make sure not to hurt you and he'd let you touch his abs and his ass and sorry I cannot complete this scenario I need to go masturbate.

#w t f did i just read?

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Xiumin voice porn c:

#so thats how he sounds like? LOL #im xiumin but I never knew what his voice was

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