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whos granny smith where shes getting all of these damb apples.
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clicking and typing and tapping and such. you woudlnt get it
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all computers are living and beautiful creatures full ofsweet loveness and joy
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me butt ass naked choosing a song before i step in the shower
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to my first born i leave my pinterest password. if you fuck up my naruto aesthetic board ill haunt you forever
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notice how MPreg narratives rarely include abortion or miscarriage... the lack of diverse pregnancy narratives there is so problematic tbh
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Omg so i heard a woman went to all the forests in the world and felled a single tree in each of them, some forests so big that not a plant or animal among the forest had noticed it left, and some so small that the forest was irreparably destroyed for eternity, and she built a ladder up the steepest mountain and found at the peak a mirror streaked and shivering like a black stream, and it reflected the ghosts of the land before in it and she saw a life of the world that had never been lived... And then the mirror melted in her hands and from that peak it flowed into the earth and settled into the ponds and lakes and rivers and oceans and now the earth is inhabited with two souls that twist and swirl around each other, one young and one ancient. But im not sure its true so youll have to take this with a grain of salt
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mutuals i will not be downloading any alternative platforms to tumblr. u can ask for my home address tho idgaf
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I’m auditioning beautiful cars , they all were model before acting you know. I only saw three and it’s the third one who won my heart. ( and the one of those children too! Ha ha ha ha ha! )
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mutuals dm me for my exact address, age, and credit card number <3
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wanting to be tumblrina tumblr funnyman 1k notes on untagged posts famous not tiktok influencer sugar bear vitamin gummy instagram famous
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i see from online that they are making another movie. it’s always that sort of thing these days…
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joe biden just texted me and told me they’re outlawing wholesome memes and that you’re only allowed to post about killing people with hammers now. sorry
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