🌽: why did the tomato blush
🍅: why
🌽: because he saw the salad dressing
🍅: lol
girl with septum piercing: honestly it didn’t even hurt
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Basically my thoughts on the “Millennials are Killing X” trend.
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*sees any classical painting w/ 2 girls* lesbians
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Nip slip
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Using the bathroom after you clock out makes you a class traitor.
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this is proof white gays literally only seek to date themselves
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girls will call you just to be quiet on the phone
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The most horrifying moment in high school was when the boy I liked asked me if I was seeing anyone and I said, “no, why?” And he said, “Idk I just really think it would help if u saw like a therapist or something like that”
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Mackenzie Davis and Gugu Mbatha-Raw attend a special Q&A at Netflix HQ for Emmy Nominated Black Mirror episode “San Junipero” on August 18th.
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Barrack spitting 🔥🔥🔥
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heteronormativity is when the parent trap (1998) made halle’s obviously lesbian nanny have a forced romance plot with annie’s obviously gay butler
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current mood
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