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unfortunately marx did not account for youtubers

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dont fucking speak to me unless you can do this

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#relatable

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OH BOY.

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i finally got a library card i need book recs!!

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i havent watched doctor who since i was 13 but moffat really thought he could write any romance that would hold a candle to rose......bitch davies wrote a story that spread over the course of 4 seasons full of pining and abt as close to yearning as straight people can get and one of the best regenerations of him being born purely out of his love for her......moffat came out here and really pulled a “every girl in the universe drops her panties for him because hes the most special person in the world” yada yada......get out of here you WISH you could write anything as good as “if i believe in one thing - just one thing - i believe in her”

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how do people have consistent fun at parties . like don’t they get hit with periodic waves of debilitating melancholy and subsequently need to sit outside and think abt how they’re going 2 die alone . or is that just me and the guy from the National

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i’m so bored! and i’m sick of applying to jobs that are never even going to respond to me at all!

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who tf put from the dining table on a sex playlist???

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i applied to a job today

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Me all sumner in this heat

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clearly I need an $100/hr job.

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this is so fucking funny

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Thinkpiece: All My Childhood Villains Were Gay-Coded Which Is Seriously Screwed up but on the Other Hand, I Really like Villains

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one time we were listening to fleetwood mac in the car and my sister who was probably 4 at the time asked, without being prompted, “can girls marry girls?” and THAT is the power of stevie nicks