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Luke Cage’s 2 white sons

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does chip zdarsky know that “he cries before sex he cries after sex but during sex he has a fucking job to do” is not only his best piece of writing but also his biggest contribution to comics

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Matt would find Bullseye and throw him off a roof in any universe… love ENDURES.

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their dynamic is really funny to me

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Oh my god Mister Sinister does have Sam Reich energy… he’s been here the whole time

Truly I think the closest we’ve gotten to a real life scott summers is when brennan lee mulligan really locks it in for an episode of gamechanger

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Jeff the Landshark is an industry plant if I’ve ever seen one

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Truly I think the closest we’ve gotten to a real life scott summers is when brennan lee mulligan really locks it in for an episode of gamechanger

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@lesbianmarrow: "marrow :3"

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new mutants group chat named “New Muties”

Amara: happy hour at the green lagoon! Who’s coming?

Dani: me and rahne and xuân are busy sorry!

Roberto: doing bodyshots on arakko with storm she says hi

Warlock: 👎 🚀🪐🥂⛈️

Illyana: no

Sam: sorry I can’t, have a date night with the wife

real new mutants group chat that has everyone but amara named “sam infidelity embarrassment”

Sam: can we please change the name of the group chat

Tabitha: no

Dani: no

Roberto: no

Doug: no

Warlock: ❌

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sensational she-hulk v2 #10

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gen z is trying to cancel victor von doom

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HUGH JACKMAN as Logan/Wolverine in X-Men (2000)

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We need to figure out which xmen would start the worlds most middling teenage garage band. Unless I’m missing something I find it incredible that this hasn’t happened in canon

this screams generation x to me. canonically jono was in a band before his mutation manifested, i think he played guitar? maybe one day he’s telling jubilee about it and she notices how he seems to miss it and decides they should start a band. jono plays guitar. everett plays bass. jubes plays the drums and she doesn’t know how to play the drums but she’s having a blast. angelo also plays guitar. paige is too shy to be onstage but she writes their songs. they have to beg monet to be their lead vocalist and at first she scorns the idea bc she finds it childish but eventually relents. of course she has a perfect singing voice. emma and sean think the band is a wonderful idea that is sure to promote teamwork and coordination and they’re very supportive although they don’t really get the music that teens today are into. the only people who really know what they’re doing are jono and monet, though everett picks up bass pretty quickly. angelo and jubilee have no idea how to pay their respective instruments but they’re just having fun with it. paige’s lyrics are exactly what you’d expect from an awkward 16 year old girl with a big crush on a guy in the band. she’s the main songwriter but angelo and jubilee and everett all pitch in with ideas now and then. jono and paige occasionally have one on one songwriting sessions filled with teenage heterosexual sexual tension. at one point he tries to teach her guitar and he’s like moving her hands on the guitar and it’s just unbearable. the band starts off just performing for emma and sean and penance and artie and leech, but eventually they start doing local community performances partly so people stop thinking they’re in a weird cult. of course things go wrong during their performances and they get ambushed by supervillains but theyre able to get one last song in that brings the house down. the band eventually breaks up bc monet refuses to sing a song paige wrote bc she’s like this is stupid nonsense and i’m not singing stupid nonsense and paige runs away crying and angelo comforts her and is like monet apologize! and she’s like if paige doesn’t want me to tell her her lyrics are stupid nonsense she should just try writing lyrics that are good? but the real thing that cements the breakup is everett’s death. nobody wants to play together again after that.

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Longshot it such a great character… a beautiful twinky androgynous boytoy who’s trapped in the horrors and also the weirdest version of the grandfather paradox of all time

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gingercide people are remarkably quiet on Scott Lang, a man hit so hard by adaptation synergy he’s barely had red hair for almost a decade. I wonder why that is. probably nothing.

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One of the funniest products of my fevered mind was a daredevil (2003) sequel that semi adapted the echo storyline with a very inappropriately cast jennifer lopez as maya.

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Sorry I meant gay people YIPPEE!! #PRIDE #LOVEISLOVE

Clint and his girlsquad reuniting YIPPEE!!