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i made this instead of doing the things ive been "forgetting" to do

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im sohappy i fopund the original vieo holy shit

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why should we respond to violence with non-violence. they will attack and kill us no matter how we fight so we may as well go all out.

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thinking about the time my instacart shopper got Cask of Amontillado’ed

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What is this, a crossover episode?

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i'm sorry i don't know what came inside me. came into me. came over me. sorry.

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I keep seeing people say "play Outer Wilds, no, I can't tell you anything about it". Bitch. It's an exploration game about astronauts fucking around in space, doing archeology, astrology astronomy and science, with the gameplay itself consisting mostly of navigation in various 3D spaces with your legs or your trusty spaceship. There are interesting characters and tantalizing mysteries. It will require a fair bit of reading and thinking, it will sometimes test your speed, reflexes and precision. The story is about curiosity, courage, compassion, music, death, rebirth, and the terrifying vastness of space. The game can induce agoraphobia, claustrophobia, fear of heights, fear of depths and that which is unseen or hidden. Your character has four eyes and can roast marshmallows on any bonfire. Bitch.

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i was looking up synonyms for tired and seeing these two next to each other gave me whiplash

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Holy ground

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THEY MIGHT HAVE FIGURED OUT WHATS CAUSING LONG COVID?!?!???

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i like when kids get to that age when they start wishing death and pain and violence upon toddlers tv characters. like most people know the songs about killing barney the dinosaur but i also have vague memories of me and my classmates roleplaying drowning peppa pig. my younger cousin showed me a drawing of the teletubbies being ground up into tubby custard and i didnt even blink like yep. that age huh. the age of indescribable violence. been there buddy.

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Rating: cute

We all love it when cats do this. What a classic. You can tell the cat is in no danger because its not to scared.

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