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ima be over on my multi-muse blog until i go to bed, cuz reasons. yo.

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My Chemical Romance sentence meme — 01/?

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psa; im the kind of roleplayer that’s more than willing to start in the smack dab middle of a relationship and then talk about their connections and history later because it’s fun to throw my muse(s) into a random situation and watch their dumb ass work their way out of it.

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ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*

*Slaps you*

*Kisses you on the lips*

*Bites your lip*

*Rubs your shoulders*

*Dumps ice water over your head*

*Winks at you*

*Flips hair at you*

*Throws a ball of paper towards you*

*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*

*Slams the door shut behind you*

*Storms out of the room*

*Wraps my arms around you from behind*

*Kisses your neck*

*Nibbles on your earlobe*

*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*

*Strokes your hair*

*Caresses your cheek*

*Holds you in my arms*

QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION

"You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?"

"I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?"

"I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel."

"Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes."

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”

"If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you."

"Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”

*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”

QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION

"I’m sorry, have we met before?"

"I don’t know you, but thanks."

"You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?"

"We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again."

"Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?"

"It’s none of your business. We just met."

"Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”

"I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich."

"Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry."

QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION

"Did you get that email I sent you last night?"

"No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”

"I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!"

"I know what you’ve got in that top drawer."

"I can’t believe you’re drunk at work."

"You know, most people watch porn at home."

"Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband."

"Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!"

"If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too."

"You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?"

QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION

"Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”

"We lost the playoffs."

"The girls team beat the boys!"

"I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office."

"Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours."

"I heard they were fucking in the bathroom."

"She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!"

"She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth."

"I can’t believe we’re graduating this year."

"Being a freshman sucks."

"I slept with a sophomore last weekend."

"She/he told me they were a junior!"

"Why are those freshmen staring at you?"

"Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?"

"How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?"

"Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”

"I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend."

"I definitely failed that test."

"I got an A on my essay!"

QUOTES - SASS EDITION

"Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out."

"I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number."

"Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”

"I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give."

"What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains."

"Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you."

"Take a picture, it’ll last longer."

"At this point you might as well ask for my autograph."

QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION

"You know I’m right! I’m always right!”

"Shut up. Just shut up!"

"I don’t need to listen to this."

"You’re lying."

"I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you."

"I can’t look at you."

"Don’t fucking touch me."

"If you say one more word, I swear…"

"Pipe down, you’re making a scene."

"What’s wrong with you?"

"Now I know why people think you’re neurotic."

"You must be crazy."

"I’m not backing down.”

"You can’t hide the truth forever, you know."

"What’s your issue?”

"You make me so angry.”

"This has nothing to do with you.”

QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION

"And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along."

"I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?"

"I’ve never been good at this. I don’t do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”

"You’re the one that I want."

"I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”

"Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else."

"I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind."

"I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life."

"I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”

"I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now."

"Please, don’t leave me."

"I need you more than you will ever know."

"I love you more than I could ever express in words."

QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION

*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*

"I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!"

"I brought vodka and ice cream."

"You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads."

"I can’t believe you went without me!"

"I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?"

"I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!"

"I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you."

"Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up."

TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION

[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?

[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.

[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.

[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.

[TEXT] Do you even love me?

[TEXT] What happened to us?

[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.

[TEXT] IM26C4U.

[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.

[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.

[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.

[TEXT] I still love you.

[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.

TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION

[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.

[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.

[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??

[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.

[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!

a really long, but categorized, ask meme

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you know what i desperately need? spencer reid meeting john constantine. and getting his hands on john’s books. and john finding reid surrounded by the ones he’s already read, and john’s like “it’s only been an hour! what the fuck??”

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so it turns out i gotta go work for my granny at one, and now i got a battle going on with my derek morgan muse.

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Because I am not the type of person someone falls in love with. 

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"alt!"

                   [ alt muse meme ;; elijah mikaelson ]

         he's never been the one pushing for their family to return            to their previous pedestal - the one they were on so long            ago, the one that klaus still yearns to be held upon. it is            of no importance to elijah; all he wants is the respect he            so rightly DESERVES from the younger vampires in the            city, the ones who dare side against his family && that            is something that he does not stand for. his family is all            that he cares about; even if they do drive him insane.            over the course of his life, many have questioned why            elijah bothers to keep his broken family together &&            recently he's come to notice his answers are shorter            && much more difficult to formulate as they age, &&            as his brother grows evermore difficult to manage in            their current WAR for control of new orleans.            perhaps the next time the question comes into one of            his conversations; he'll just answer that his family has            never, a loosely used word, fully betrayed him to the            point that the broken shards of trust were irreparable.            while he will argue that his brother has changed after            the birth of his child, most still see the being that has            ruined many a life && taken even more - if one were            to ask elijah if klaus was beyond saving, they would            see not a flicker of emotion, not an inkling of change            upon stoic features, not a smile ( of mirth or otherwise )            nor a frown. his features would be neutral, head tipped            upwards as if the original were to look down his nose            at the person asking such a thing, && his tone would            be just as unscathed && dismissive as usual.

            ❝ i fail to see the importance of that question.                i will not dignify it with an answer that i do                not wish to give anyways. i have much more                important things to do than waste my time                being asked frivolous & s t u p i d questions. ❞

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anybody feel like doing an ic chatzy thing with me while i do a couple things before bed?

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Imagine your OTP having to share an air mattress for the night. Person A is already in bed and comfortable, and person B, very tired from the day, flops down on the other side, thus launching A into the air.

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memexauxqueen:

bold what applies to your muse: flaws edition !

feel free to add more.

easily scared | whiny | repetitive | selfish | arrogant | easily excitable | too silly | stubborn | blank minded | overly cautious | impulsive | loud | easily bored | untrustworthy | disloyal | manipulative | over sensitive | possessive | clingy | obnoxious | gullible | annoying | judgmental | impatient | tactless | merciless | unlucky | soft-hearted | sarcastic | reckless | paranoid | unsophisticated | pushy | self-critical | smart-ass | infamy | solemn | erratic | sadistic | blunt

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you do not know true cuteness until a week old pit bull puppy is passed out in your hand tbh.

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( ;; xsaltgvnner. )

            ❝ y'know, cy - the look you're givin' me                     right now is makin' me all tingly. ❞      the demons tone is tinged with sarcasm, but      he's not lying, he's getting all quivery from the      raw hunger in cyrus' gaze - so his hands drop      to pop the button of his jeans undone && drag      the zipper down. thumbs hooking into the belt      loops && dragging them down his thighs until      he can drop && step out of them; he's far from      shy - which means when he stands there in      nothing but his boxers, he's got a cocky grin      on his lips, moving to sit on the edge of the      bed && watch the other male; interest clear      in apple green eyes.

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mom just plopped four seasons of criminal minds in my lap. i-- i think i know what i'ma do tomorrow.

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( ;; xbvcky. )

               It’s the arm; he knows it. What else causes                people to stare? Not like he was causing a                racket —- it was the arm. It didn’t completely                unnerve him, but he certainly wasn’t at ease.                James tried to relax himself, ease the ever                building tension in his body. Suddenly he                shifted, meeting the other’s gaze. He doesn’t                say anything, rather raises a brow.                

     the moment that blue shifted && met green,       dean was frozen; ashamed && pissed off at       his own stupidity && blatant lack of manners.       his father would be popping him over the back       of the head about now; like he had when dean       did this same thing when he was a child - but       to be honest - the cat-green eyed man was       frozen for more than just that reason, there       was also the small fact that the other man        was, in fact, gorgeous. but alas, dean had        to clear his throat; give an awkward but still       flirty smirk towards the man he'd been staring       at && finally flick his gaze elsewhere - albeit        reluctantly so. tongue flicking out over his lips       in an almost nervous gesture to wet them.

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when the chrome crashes right as you're finishing up a reply that you worked really hard on. need'a drink.